I'm with you on this. Having lived for the most part of my life in California, I've never seen this particular breed of douche exepting was the interwebs have shown me. It blows my mind to think that they take themselves seriously, but apparently they do.

Shouldn't that have ended in a car crash, like the one with the girls the other day?

i just spent way too much time laughing way too hard at every video associated with these faggots...

also, holy shit cranberry zeros from raleigh?

white people are weird

I have to say this is a very accurate representation of the loathed Guido, they are in fact everywhere and unfortunately not limited to Jersey. The entire metropolitan area has its own sub sect of the Guido named so aptly by their locations, ranging from the "strong island" Guido hailing from central to eastern Long Island, to the City Guido limited to the burrow of Manhattan, Guidos are all over. Easily spotted by their bare chest, greased hair, and gold chains the origins of the Guido is unknown, however it is largely thought they first appeared on the garbage heap between Manhattan and New Jersey called Staten Island.   Although  not limited to New Jersey they seem to gather in large numbers at a place called Wildwood, http://www.wildwoodsnj.com a magical land located on the Jersey shore where the ocean meets the amusement park and runaway kids. Wildwood: The Movie, (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/07/wildwood-the-movie.html) was filed in 94, however the essence is largely unchanged.

I live in Austin. No Guidos, but lots and lots of smelly Hipsters.

What are we all from Raleigh on here?  Dayum!

Just go to Solas on Glenwood Ave and you are likely to have a few guido sightings.

I'll take Hipsters over the Jersy Guidos any day. I'm glad we don't get many guidz around here. We do, however have too many Frat Douches in NC. They're about as trust fund spoiled as Hipsters and 50x more annoying. 

Raleigh, represent!

I'm diggin' the faux wood trim on that Hyundai Tuscon.

I wish I had muscles that big...

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I mean, can we even call these testosterone-fueled walking phalices with egos the size of Mount Rushmore "human beings?" In my experience, the one thing that makes them remotely human is their absolute stupidity and utter cluelessness about it.

I've lived in New York my whole life and have witnessed them ruin Long Island, big clubs in Manhattan, and now the filth is trying to move on into Brooklyn, where I reside. I haven't been to my favourite Thai restaurants in years because it's turning into a hot spot for them. Perhaps because of the resident djs that make it feel a bit more like a club. But the djs play garbage. Typical.

Really, I am not usually so hateful. I'm sure there are decent guidos. I've simply never met one.

(by the way, this video is mad old. and they're most likely all on ecstacy.)