Leaked trailer for The Expendables is surprisingly far less awesome than what was in my head [I Heart Movies]

Put together Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Randy Couture, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger together in the same film and you would expect the most violent, testosterone-fueled Mad Mad Mad World ever. But instead, The Expendables looks like some 80s made for TV half-assed action flick. Maybe there's just too much talking in the trailer, not enough face-punching.

Also, Lionsgate hasn't officially released the trailer yet, so here's hoping that it's still up, though there's a million copies already on YouTube.

Edit: So yeah, can't find it embeddable anymore, but here it is on JoBlo. Get it while it's hot.


zero's picture

and it's

Submitted by zero on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 13:02.

and it's dead...

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To quote Stallone in the

Submitted by baptistethefool on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 13:56.

To quote Stallone in the behind the scenes footage we've already seen from this movie...

 

 

"That's sex right there!"

 

 

Damn, looks awesome.  Trailer's a bit rough, but so was the leaked trailer for Rambo 4.  It still delivered.

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Looks pretty awesome to me...

Submitted by GrantB on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 14:30.

I dunno, looks pretty awesome to me.  Lots of shooting, goofy banter, explosions, fights... pretty much hits all the main points it needs to.

If Michael Bay was directing, I'd be scared, because he'd somehow fuck it up and make it painful.  Stallone, on the other hand... he's no genius, but I'm sure he can do all right by this.

Also, you didn't mention Danny Trejo!  IMDB says he's in it too!

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No trailer no more...

Submitted by mynameisfyl on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 17:26.

No trailer no more...

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sweet

Submitted by ROBOTARMS on Wed, 10/14/2009 - 18:09.

this looks fuckin great

 

i mean, even its bad, its still going to be funny

 

also if you type in the search "the expendables trailer" theres no way you cant find it

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