've had a couple people ask me why I haven't posted the Erin Andrews nude video on IHC. Two reasons: 1) ESPN has been using their hordes and hordes of lawyers to send out legal nastygrams to any and every site, no matter how large or small that hosts, posts or links to the video, so it's just not worth it and 2) Honestly, it's not remotely a good video whatsoever. It's worse than when you were a kid, trying to squint at the scrambled porn channels to see a nipple. But if you want to appear cool and tell your friends you saw it, we've got you covered with this handy how-to.

The video in question appeared to be taken through a hole drilled through the wall of a hotel room and it's really fuzzy and grainy and just generally awful quality. It could be Erin Andrews, it could be Mary Fucking Poppins. So see that picture above? That's step one... already done. TO THE ESPN LAWYERS THAT ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW, THAT PHOTO IS NOT ERIN ANDREWS, but the pose is sorta kinda maybe similar.

Step 1: Open the above image in a new tab or print it out and tape it to your wall.

Step 2: Get a cardboard tube, or a piece of dark rolled up paper.

Step 3: Step back from your computer several feet

Step 4: Peer through the tube with one eye and cover up the other eye with your hand and squint at the fuzzy image above of the naked girl.

Step 5: Shake your head like an epileptic if you want additional jarred camera realism.

And voila! You can say you've seen the video of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews naked and nobody got in trouble! You're welcome.