The University of Arizona recently purchased a $40,000 preggo robot that is one of the more accurate birthing simulators to date. Instead of breaking an actual pregnant woman, you can fuck around with this robot that bleeds, pisses and yells at you as you're extracting her horrific robotic crotch fruit from her rubber vagina. When does the home version of this come out?

From Geekologie:

Named Noelle, she grunts, screams, yells at the doctors, pees, bleeds -- and yes, even gives birth (to a cute little robot baby named Hal).

Paid for with a $40,000 grant from Miami-based Guarnard Scientific, the university bought Noell, baby Hal, and another, smaller robot-baby in January. Then Noelle was taken out of commission for a while when medical students (yelp!) broke her pelvic bone.

an average of 20 medical students a week diagnose all sorts of birth complications like cesareans and breach births. Noelle can even hemorrhage, all while screaming in pain and yelling things like "don't touch me" at the medical students.