If you just happen to have an extra $1.6 million lying around and you want the biggest, nastiest SUV on the block, you can't go wrong with the Russian Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition from RussoBaltique. It's an armored SUV with gold-plated windows, a tungsten exhaust, diamond and ruby encrusted gauges, a Kevlar-coated exterior and seats made from supple whale penis leather. Yes, leather made from whale penis.

From The Sydney Morning Herald:

The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.

The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

Dartz’s armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website.

For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.