Okay, so I admit I have no clue what "Things Better Than Boobs" is about, but I already dislike it for its pretentiousness. What could be possibly better than boobs? Okay, a blowjob is better than boobs, but it's preferable, for myself at least, that the blower have boobs. And a billion dollars is better than boobs, only because you could buy as many boobs as you wanted.

However Amazon says:

"Things Better than BOOBS is creative, suspenseful, sarcastic, and laughter provoking all at once. It's hilarious and clever take-home message campaigns loudly for an agreeably timeless yet generally unspoken notion. It is a brilliant gift idea for any humorous occasion and a must have on any book shelf or coffee table where sarcasm meets intellectual wit."

And one reviewer wrote:

"I laughed until I cried. Rasbury brings the text to life. This novel is sure to become a New York Times Best Seller."

And Amazon recommends that if you like this book, you might also like Boob-Eez nipple covers.