So, after Cranberry introduced me to xtranormal.com, I had to crank out a geek-inspired rap song that I've been toying with for a while. Without further ado, I present the song 8 Bit Thuggin, by The Original CMOS Gangstas. Sit back, relax, and let Apple 2pac and SpeccyNutz lay down the 8 bit jamz for you. Lyrics are below:

8 Bit Thuggin (lyrics)

(Apple 2pac)
I'm packing eight full bits,
got no time for parity;
When the shit hits,
you don't want to step to me.

I'll shift your bits
with my digital fists;
Poke your registers out,
and give your floppy a twist.

(SpeccyNutz)
my bank account is dynamic,
but my reputation is static;
step to me and i'm volatile,
when my voltage gets erratic.

All my crime sprees are serial,
but my shotgun blasts are parallel;
If you want to test me,
I'll blast your bus straight to hell.

(Apple 2pac)
I'm thugging Apple 2 style,
but my homey's rocking a spectrum;
Don't bring your Sinclair to our hood,
cause these bitches will wreck them.

Your logic is flawed,
I've got more baude than Maude;
And when I kick your 4 bit chassis,
you'll beg prayin to God.

(SpeccyNutz)
I've got an RGB hoopty,
with monochrome rims;
My static ram is dope;
you can keep your fucking DIMMS.

I'm like a digital hiroshima,
with a 16 bit explosion;
One word is all i need,
to knock your ass into motion.

(Apple 2pac)
If you think you can scan me,
you'll hear my stack pop;
My floppy disk is spinning,
and the head's about to drop.

I hope you backed up your ass,
because your system's going down;
faster than a PC junior,
I'll make your emoticons frown.

(SpeccyNutz)
Just because I'm old,
it doesn't mean i'm obsolete;
My DIPs and chips still flip,
like a Russian athelete.

And all you C64s,
are just wanna be whores;
Take your 3 channel sound,
and take yo ass out the door.

(Apple 2pac)
So take your nibbles and bits,
and your silicone tits;
Straight back to Cupertino,
and be Steve Job's bitch.

We don't got OS X,
or Win32;
but my apple soft will split,
your sad pecker in two.

Word...Are you down with the CMOS Crew?

(SpeccyNutz)
Peace out, bitches!

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