10 things your great grandchildren won't remember [I Heart Top 10s]

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Time is sort of a whore. Things change, things come and go just when you're getting used to them. People find better ways of doing things and other people screw things up royally and things that you learn to love soon just make you look old. So to make you feel old and to remind you of your mortality, we've put together a list of 10 things you may be familiar with now, but when your great grandchildren are growing up, they'll be all like "lol what, people used to sit in front of computers when they worked?"

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Printed daily newspapers

Daily newspapers have taken a big hit in this crappy economy, but honestly it's been a while coming. Newspapers are in the business of news and a printed daily paper just can't even close to competing with the internet and television when it comes to up to the date news, which means newspapers will soon be in the business of making bird cage liner and shit to read in the bathroom at work. Many papers have made a pretty successful shift to online news and many are shutting their printing presses forever in favor of online news-- it's faster, it's cheaper and did I mention it's cheaper? Operating a huge printing outfit when the only people that are reading your printed edition are the 75+ crowd at McDonald's for breakfast just doesn't make any sense. There might still be a few around, some of the big ones like the New York Times, but when your grandkids are old enough to remember, printed daily newspapers will be just an old timey novelty.

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Smokers

At least cigarette smokers. Hell, probably by the time the American government gets around to outlawing smoking for good will be the time that marijuana is legalized and we'll be trading in our Camels for spliffs. Who knows. But with the number of smokers dropping every year, it won't be long before much of the Western world has lost its appetite for the brown demon weed altogether. Sure not everyone will quit, but it will become less and less popular, less and less prominent to the point where if you see someone standing on a street corner with smoke coming out of his face, you'll start to wonder if there's seriously something mental with him.

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Getting lost

With GPS tracking devices, or at least cell tower triangulation devices in cars and mobile phones, it won't be long before the technology is in your wristwatch, your coffee cup and your shoes. Do you remember the last time you called someone and you got a busy signal? So it will be for your kids and grandkids, where the art of giving directions to someone will be a lost art and trying to leaf through the yellow pages for the nearest coffee shop will be right up there with using clay tablets to write letters. At least your grandkids will still be driving cars, which is more than can be said for their grandchildren, who will probably have completely forgotten how to drive as they lay take a nap on the way to work in their automated cars on invisible rails.

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Desktop computers

In the 60s, the visions of the future included a home full of huge metal boxes with lights and ticker tape for various tasks like shopping, ordering food or ordering the robot maid to clean the house. In reality, there's just one box for all those things (except robot maids-- still waiting on that one), but expect in the next generation or two that there will be no box for that. The idea of having a permanent workstation in the shape of a silver or off-white plastic box sitting on or near your desk will soon enough go the way of filing cabinets and typewriters. Your grandchildren won't be doing their homework or surfing the internet hunched over in a chair in front of a screen on a desk, but with flexible scrolls or tablets you can carry with you, wall displays, wrist displays or floating air projections. We'll look back on this day and age of desktop computers with all their wires and the bad posture they create and we'll laugh, oh we'll laugh.

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HIV / AIDS

In the 1980s, everyone thought that AIDS was going to kill off the entire human race. And then we realized that it was mainly killing gay men and so everyone except gay men breathed a sigh of relief. And then Magic Johnson got HIV it was clear that it wasn't just a disease that affected gay men and everyone got a little nervous again. And then years went by and Magic Johnson didn't die and advancements in AIDS suppressing drugs got better to where having HIV wasn't the instant death sentence it used to be, but just a minor inconvenience. And in the last year or two, there have been several very promising new approaches to destroying the HIV virus on the road to creating a cure and possibly a vaccine. Within 10-20 years, we probably won't even remember what AIDS was and it'll just be another shot we have to get like polio.

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Video rental stores / record stores

Years ago, when the internet was new and shiny, many people predicted the quick death of the brick and mortar store, which obviously hasn't happened yet, but the internet has done a real number on video and record stores. Where the video rental store used to be a community staple and the record store used to be the place for cool kids to hang out and get the latest music, both of these have fallen victim to cheaper, free and/or pirated downloads. Why drive out to Blockbuster when you can either have Blockbuster deliver the movie to your house or when you can just pick what you want to watch from your local cable company's movies on demand service? Why go out and to a record store when you can just download the entire album from Amazon or iTunes? In recent years, record stores and video rental outlets have been shuttering their doors right and left. In the future, the only ones that will thrive will be small niche markets, like independently owned stores that offer hard to find or highly unique collector's items and cult classics.

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The era of the white male presidential hegemony

Just because America has its first black president doesn't mean that we'll never have a white male president again. Obviously. But what it does mean is that children growing up today will no longer assume that their president has to be white or even a man. While the world of politics is still mainly dominated by white men, I wouldn't be surprised to see within the span of the next 5 presidents to have our first female president or perhaps our first Hispanic, Asian American or Indian American president. Or gay president. Oooh, scary.

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Landline telephones

More and more, people are deciding that it's just not worth it to pay for both a landline phone service and a mobile phone service when they barely use their land lines and you can expect that trend to continue into the future. For a while, I went from a normal landline phone to a Skype phone, but after a while, even the $3 / month was just too much for something I never, ever used and no one ever called me on. And in 10-20 years, it just won't make sense to have wires running to a separate external device just for phone calls. It'll be like having a machine in your house that just washes socks and nothing else. In the future, you'll have your mobile or your brain implant or your watchphone or whatever, but the chances that you'll have a phone plugged into the wall will be the same as the chances that you now own a mule driven plow.

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Being taught cursive

It used to be the case that schools were big on teaching handwriting because at the time, growing up and having neat handwriting was an essential job and life skill when people actually wrote shit down by hand and writing quickly and legibly was important. Now if you write anything at all, it's a note to yourself or a grocery list or on your AD&D character sheet, if that's your thing. Now, no one wants to see your handwritten slop... it's emails, it's text messages, it's electronic and digital, and schools are responding by pulling handwriting and cursive writing from their curriculum.

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Plugging in electronic devices

It's something so synonymous with a modern life, yet something that is on the verge of being done with forever. Look around your home and your office-- look at the mess of tangled wires connecting your monitor to your computer to the wall outlets to your TV to your DVD player to the DVR to the keyboard etc etc. It's a mess, and it's archaic. Sure wires will still have their uses, but if things go the way they appear to be going, your TV, your computer, your everything that you currently have plugged into power strips plugged into power strips, creating a fire hazard spaghetti mess will sit elegantly wire-free on their tables or desks without wires, being fed power via free-range electrons. The technology is still new, but it's advancing quickly. There's still work to be done, but when your great-grandchildren are old enough to start getting nostalgic about the past, they'll look through pictures of life in the early 21st century, with wires wires everywhere and find it as quaint as wearing knickerbockers and cranking your car to get it running.

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Chaz's picture

"Or you could use, I don’t

"Or you could use, I don’t know, talking to communicate cause that seems like it would still be around. God forbid a future person couldn’t figure out a pen after 2 tries. Course by then evolution could screw up our motor skills and we couldn’t perform the necessary actions."

Evolution does not work that way!

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Induction is not a very

Induction is not a very efficient power distribution medium, especially with almost any amount of distance from the magnetic source.

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Kathe's picture

I started kindergarten in

I started kindergarten in 1995 and never really learned cursive. I might be able to do about half of the alphabet.

Cathy's picture

I was tortured by sadistic

I was tortured by sadistic nuns for years on end in grade school because my handwriting was illegible. God, how miserable that experience was! And now it turns out that nobody ever needs to use that skill.... HA, HA!!! In your FACE, Sister Deveiney!!!!!

Robyn's picture

this is kinda scary. when you

this is kinda scary. when you really think about it.. like that movie WallE, where everyone has robots to do things for them they get so obese they don't even know how to walk.

Thomas's picture

People will still get lost.

People will still get lost. Especially with GPS devices. Some people just can't follow directions.

Sam J. Miller's picture

my grandkids will be unable

my grandkids will be unable to imagine a time before the rampaging zombies forced us all to live in underground bunkers.

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Great post But it really got

Great post But it really got me thinking what will we be leaving behind for our grandchildren never mind our great grandchildren ... lets hope its all these wars going on around the globe the fear of the destruction of the planet. my grand-kids think that we are destroying it. For example, my grand-kids are worried about not recycling paper or wasting water. now that's an awareness that I didn't have how about you?

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Carrie Burrows's picture

Interesting list. It never

Interesting list. It never occurred to me that that's why they used to get on our cases about having good handwriting. I thought they were just being petty. I hope they're right about HIV/AIDS.

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Death of PCs? there is no way

Death of PCs? there is no way a handheld PC will ever have enough computing power to be used by scientist, researchers, programmers. Take away a good 19" screen for a 5" one? yeah that seems like a MAJOR improvement, i dont have to strain my neck anymore i just can make my eyes suffer instead. Imagine doing WORK on such a small thing? writing an essay for hours our putting numbers in for work then whoops the battery died. Yes i can see now the PC being replaced. And I wonder how the PC gamers, being that they are the greatest consumers for computer peripherals and upgrades, would be like in the future operating their COMPLEX games that require alot of hardware and processing power to run on such a mobile PC? I can just imagine doing musical recordings, video editing, photo editing and auto cad work on a hand held.[/sarcasm]

yeah right. death to PC's? every 5 years or so there is always talk about a PC killer. what happened to Symbian in 2006? PROMISING that their mobile PC technology will replace the PC in 5 years or less? never happened and never will. there are some things that a PC can do that a smaller dilute, mobile will. Killing the PC would require changing the way people do business interms of spread sheets, presentations, etc. I just don't see it.

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I guess an atheist president

I guess an atheist president is just way too crazy.

AJ's picture

Nikola Tesla was working on

Nikola Tesla was working on wireless energy way back in the 1800s.

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> Comment by AJ on 28 January

> Comment by AJ on 28 January 2009:

> Nikola Tesla was working on wireless energy way back in the 1800s.

... And it was a dumb, dangerous idea back then, too. Sure, I can see "free-range electrons" being a useful if limited approach to the problem of keeping low-demand devices ticking, such as input devices, but as the article implies, those are disappearing themselves. In the end, the efficiency of sticking a plug in a wall (or into another device) and the convenience of powering a high-demand mobile device with a battery or fuel cell will win out. What _will_ happen is docking and charging will get easier and more accessible, and energy storage technology will improve.

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If there's a cure for lung

If there's a cure for lung cancer, smoking might revive.

g's picture

How about an end to

How about an end to traditional legitimacy? And while I am dreaming of flying cars I would like a pony.

Hojo's picture

How will your free-range

How will your free-range electron platform provide power if it's not plugged in?

steve smith's picture

Why Stop there? Why not just

Why Stop there? Why not just combine the two and wish for a flying pony?

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thinking and free will.

thinking and free will.

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>Comment by Robyn on 30

>Comment by Robyn on 30 January 2009:

>"this is kinda scary. when you really think about it.. like that movie WallE, where everyone has robots to do things for them they get so obese they don’t even know how to walk."

Don't know where you live but visit any of our local Walmarts and you'll see those people and their lil electric scooters. I would bet my money that 9 out of 10 people I see using the scooters are because of them being overweight. Heck, I see an elderly guy with one of the portable oxygen tanks WALKING down the aisles. It's a sad sad world we live in.

Speaking of Walmart, what about stores in general. I see more stores closing and more Walmarts going up. Buy N Large anyone!?

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No writing? Where did you get

No writing? Where did you get that?

No *cursive.*

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"How will your free-range

"How will your free-range electron platform provide power if it’s not plugged in?"

Induction.

cassandra's picture

sure, black, white, gay,

sure, black, white, gay, indian, what have you, but an atheist? separation of church and state?

naw. it'll take at least another half of a century.

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Thanks for noting AD&D, and

Thanks for noting AD&D, and not D&D, as any real player never abandoned it for the WOTC drivel.

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AIDS what about the countless

AIDS

what about the countless people dying in africa
and we only thought aids was killing gay dudes because of bush senior
regan knew about it, ignored it and when it turned into an epidemic daddy bush blamed the gays

EZ-E got it too and died

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I take exception to the bit

I take exception to the bit on HIV/AIDS. While it would be wonderful to live in a world in which this terrible virus is eradicated, the prospect of a viable, let alone affordable, vaccine are a long way off to say the least. The article you cited does not indicate any successful trials. It actually addresses recent failures of promising cures and our insufficient understanding of our bodies response to the virus.
Also, blithely characterizing the condition as "just a minor inconvenience" is insulting to multitude of people struggling with HIV/AIDS. I have worked with a wide variety of children afflicted with HIV and the impact of the disease and the side effects of their antiretroviral therapies touch every aspect of their lives. At one time or another, all of these kids will have to deal with comorbidities, discrimination, shortened life expectancies, etc.

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Um, about the president

Um, about the president thing, we already had a gay president. James Buchanan, the fifteenth president (the one before Lincoln), was homosexual.

D's picture

yeah!!

yeah!!

Jim's picture

Things even my daughters in

Things even my daughters in their 40's haven't seen: an icebox, the iceman, the milkman, the breadman, tubes in radios and TVs (not the picture tube), xray shoe sizers, the landing on the moon, Polio, smallpox, integrated schools in the south, integrated conveniences in the US.

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don't forget dildos. In the

don't forget dildos. In the future, women will use virtual reality dongs. Check it out on Wikipedia if you don't believe me. There's some Harvard scientists working on it.

Ajax's picture

Excuse me, its dnd4e now, and

Excuse me, its dnd4e now, and cursive is totally useless now.

But Im still going to force my kid to learn it, at home.

EMP's picture

No writing? Sure, and when

No writing? Sure, and when the pulse takes out your systems, you can communicate with hand gestures.

Don't lean on those digits to heavily, Candide.

eudemonist's picture

What does 4E have to do with

What does 4E have to do with it?

And can I play a Warforged in LFR?

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Comment by EMP on 28 January

Comment by EMP on 28 January 2009:

"No writing? Sure, and when the pulse takes out your systems, you can communicate with hand gestures."

Or you could use, I don't know, talking to communicate cause that seems like it would still be around. God forbid a future person couldn't figure out a pen after 2 tries. Course by then evolution could screw up our motor skills and we couldn't perform the necessary actions.

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Tobacco won't be outlawed

Tobacco won't be outlawed anytime soon, too many government programs are funded by the revenue. Have you ever known the powers-that-be to abandon a lucretive revenue stream just because it was bad for someone?

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Miko's picture

Wait, bad posture with

Wait, bad posture with desktops? Have you ever used a laptop or a tablet PC? Those things are the fastest and easiest way to destroy your spine and wrists. I've got all three, and I never use the laptop or tablet for anything that requires input if I'm at home.

Even if the desktop computer does go, we'll still need the desktop for comfortably using our portables on. Ideally with a keyboard that separates from the screen.

Tony Mc's picture

What? No TV as we know it?

What? No TV as we know it?

I think that satellite and cable as we know it will be a thing of the past. Internet based on demand will be the way.

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I agree that the world is

I agree that the world is heading towards digitizing so many things will disappear as Landline telephones

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