Work Sucks

When your job is to stick your arm in a crocodile’s mouth, there will be days like this (Graphic Vid) [The More You Know]

For every job, there’s hazards. For some it’s paper cuts or the danger of developing a fat ass. For others, the danger is getting your arm bitten off by a crocodile. For each his own. This guy has probably done this routine a thousand times, but this time is a little […]

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Design Coding rap by the Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) [I Heart Internets]

SEO guru, web designer and rapper the Poetic Prophet unleashes a fierce new rhyme about how to build a user-friendly, CSS optimized website. Honestly, this is pure awesome and should be required watching for any new graphic designer or CSS designer. And don’t miss his other fresh beats on things like link building and […]

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

10 hints you’re about to get your ass fired [Work Sucks]

When someone gets fired, very rarely does it just happen out of the blue with no warning whatsoever. Usually there’s a period of ramp up to getting the axe, even if your superiors deny it– a breakdown in communication, increased hostility, reworking of departments in odd ways. So what are the signs that your job […]

6Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

10 good reasons not to exercise [Work Sucks]

Like many people, I work in an office where everyone seems to be all into exercise– c’mon let’s go to the gym, let’s workout, let’s play basketball, let’s play raquetball etc etc. However, like many people, I have far too many other pressing things to let shit like exercise and healthy living stand in my […]

4Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Track the International Space Station online [I Heart Tech]

Wonder where the hell the International Space Station is right now, this very moment? Probably not plunging down on your head, but if it were, it would be good to know, right? Or what about other satellites? HOW DO YOU KNOW THERE’S NOT A SATELLITE HEADED DOWN ON YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW? Well you do, you just have to know how to use the internets.

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Have fun with your co-workers with the Phantom Keystroker [Work Sucks]

The Phantom Keystroker may look like a harmless circuit board, but it’s actually a devious contraption of unlimited office-based torture. Simply discreetly attach the Phantom Keystroker to any extra USB port on your victim’s computer, no drivers needed.

22Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Top 10 Quotes Against Work [Work Sucks]

For those days you really need an excuse to take the day off, thanks to the genius who put this Top 10 Quotes list together, you can tell your boss in style!

19Mar2008 | Jonesy | 0 comments | Continued

How To: Cheat a drug test [How To]

At some point in your life, you either have had or will have to take a drug test for a job. It’s just how things are and you can probably blame Nancy Reagan. The backs of magazines like High Times are chock full of ads touting products that you can use to beat drug tests– from pills to tablets you drop in your urine to fake piss-filled penises. But do any of them work?

17Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

What are the do’s and don’ts for girls in porn? [I Heart Kinky Shit]

Just like every other workplace, your co-workers in porn have boundaries… granted, the boundaries when you’re working in porn are quite a bit different. Like “I hate it when guys try to stick their finger in my ass”. Well, I guess that’s pretty universal, no matter where you work.

8Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Porn Editor: A funny look at the topsy turvy world of the porn industry [Video]

Porn Editor is a funny short cartoon about working in the porn industry– getting used to people showing off their clit piercings, having impromptu blow job sessions in front of you, dealing with idiots. Wait, the dealing with idiots part is pretty universal. For some reason, when I first started out in web design, I […]

4Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Ever-growing list of obsolete job skills [Work Sucks]

If the strongest skill on your resume is VCR repair, programming in Prolog or adjusting the heads on a 9-track player, maybe it’s time to go back to community college and get some real skills. Thankfully, there’s obsoleteskills.com, a quickly growing database of skills that no one needs anymore or won’t need in the future.
Things […]

4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Eyeball stickers for lazy, sleepy bastards [Work Sucks]

Here’s a novel idea– snag some creepy-ass eye stickers to put on your eyelids so you can sleep at work. As long as your co-workers are blind as hell and aren’t weirded out by your lack of blinking. Oh and it’s probably not a good idea if you’re a truck driver.

15Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Hawks at the office [Photography]

A couple days ago, a coworker captured these incredible pictures of a hawk closely guarding his lunch right outside the office. However, if you’re not a fan of dead squirrels, which means you’re probably a Communist, you might want to refrain from checking out the photo set.

15Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Uh, excuse me… I need to use the fax machine. Geez. [The Daily Hotness]

Some people, with their papers… and their… boobs… are so inconsiderate.

12Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued

How to: Change the default message on HP printers [How To]

Last Friday at work, while it was still early and no one was quite awake yet, the sales and marketing manager went to the common work printer to pick up something she had printed out as she often does when she started asking around: “Uh, why does the printer say Please Insert Kitten?”

11Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued

Have beef with Time Warner? Bitch to their CEO directly [I Heart Tech]

Does your cable service suck? Did you have an outage at just the wrong time? Or maybe you just want to make a new friend of Time Warner CEO Glenn Britt, because I’m sure he’s eagerly anticipating your call. Hurry up now before they change their numbers and you can also get […]

2Feb2008 | cbz | 2 comments | Continued

This video is so gay and I saw it like 3 years ago. [I Heart Internets]

If people in real life talked like people on Internet forums, I’d be in jail now for punching people in the face repeatedly.

24Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Fun with high school student’s abandoned emotions [Misc.]

Recently, a co-worker of mine came back from a trip to Utah where she grew up and had with her a high school break-up letter she found in the cafeteria of her old high school. Now there are teenage break-up letters and there are teenage break-up letters. In essence, they’re all the same– […]

22Jan2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued