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Sia’s face is gonna freeze and stay like that forever [I Heart Music]

Sia Furler’s new video for her single “Buttons” has her using everything from zip ties to fishnets to clothespins to distort her face. It’s pretty nifty, though I’m sure those clothespins weren’t terribly comfortable.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead looks to be the most awesome movie ever created by mankind [I Heart Movies]

Poultrygeist is a grindhouse-style take on zombie movies through extreme amounts of blood, gore, political incorrectness and chicken-zombie-people ripping out people’s insides via their assholes. Holy mother of god, just watch the trailer for yourself. I want to have Troma’s toxic zombie love child.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Moment of Zen: Cats on a treadmill [Video]

Stop whatever you’re doing, because it can’t possibly be as cool as watching two cats on a treadmill. Stop right now. You need a break, anyway.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Water balloon popping in slow-motion with benefits redux [Video]

A follow up video to the wildly popular water balloon popping over a pair of tits in slow motion with added camera goodness!

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Meet Gregg Valentino, the man whose arm exploded [Stupid]

This clip is from a show on TLC called The Man Whose Arm Exploded, about former world-record bodybuilder Gregg Valentino and his extreme steroid use that led to his right arm filling up with puss and blood and all sorts of nasty shit and how much fun (?!) dealing steroids is.  The lesson here kids […]

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s a film about rape starring dogs [The More You Know]

As one way to celebrate the Hallmark holiday of Mother’s Day, here’s a short film about the dangers of rape starring talking dogs in clothes. Wow, people used to be fucking weird. Why is this relevant to Mother’s Day? Hell, you may have been conceived out of rape– you never know.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Old and busted: Star Wars Kid … New hotness: Wii Fit Kid [I Heart Internets]

The Star Wars Kid is soooo yesterday.  Exercise is cool and all, but do you really have to tape your chunky ass jogging on a Wii Fit like a fucking epileptic retard?  OH THE MAN TITTIES!  Oh and the audio may sound a little porno-ish if you’re not watching.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The best of poorly translated Indian music videos [I Heart Music]

Indians fucking love their music videos.  Everything in India has some sort of music video attached to it, I think.  And since I’m guessing you probably don’t speak Hindi, the next best thing is to watch some of these Indian music videos translated into what they sound like in English.  COME SEE ME EAT NIPPLES. […]

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Tim Gunn on the heinous fashion crimes of FLDS polygamy [News]

In this clip, Mo Rocca interviews fashion guru Tim Gunn on the only crimes the Texas FLDS polygamy sect is guilty of– crimes of fashion.  Schoolmarm buns are so 19th century.  And those solid color muslin ankle length dresses?  Hideous.  Really, mainstream media news reporting has gone to hell anyway, so why not just go […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Los Simpson: Your daily dose of Aye Carumba WTFMexico [I Heart TV]

Perhaps we need a WTFMexico category… time will tell.  In this short clip from some Mexican daytime show, the Simpsons are re-done as real-life characters with severely creepy effect.  I don’t speak a word of Spanish which somehow makes the whole thing scarier– like how do I know they’re not saying “Let’s jump out of […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Will a Wiimote blend? [I Heart Tech]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a new Will it Blend? video.  The shelf life on these brilliant little viral videos is closing in, but we can have one more before the fun is over.  Will a Wiimote blend?  You know damn well it will, in a Blendtec® blender.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Mmmm boy… chicken fried bacon [I Heart Food]

Down in Snook, Texas, at a little place called Sodolack’s Original Country Inn, you can not only get bacon, but you can get bacon that’s been deep fried with a side of white gravy.  This stuff just looks heart-stopping good.  And as they say in the video, it’s your right as an American to eat […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Alien vs. Predator for the Atari Jaguar commercial [I Heart Games]

Ah, the Atari Jaguar… it was a damn good system, I don’t care what you say.  There were some outstanding games for it, Alien vs. Predator probably being the best of them.  At the time, it advertised that it was 64 bit when most everyone else was still on their Super Nintendo.  While not true […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Free Movie Friday: In Lies We Trust- The CIA, Hollywood and Bioterrorism [I Heart Movies]

Fasten your tinfoil hats on tight– this week’s movie is all about how The White House, the CIA and megacorps have an iron grip on you and your life and how we’re all screwed.  While I’m all for sticking it to the man and questioning everything, why for fuck’s sake can’t conspiracy nuts do decent […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Slot cars viewed at track level [I Heart Tech]

Many people had slot cars at one point in their childhood… many still have slot cars well into adulthood. While I lacked the steady, careful trigger finger to make slot cars anything more than an experiment in small plastic car ballistics, I’ve always had respect for those who have the skill to turn it […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Keepin’ it real with a hand-cranked matchstick drum machine [I Heart Music]

Damn sometimes people are so clever.  This is a hand-cranked drum machine made out of a cylinder, three tiny drums and matchsticks.  It’s pretty much the same principle as a music box– turn the crank and matchsticks on the cylinder trigger other matchsticks that tap the drums.  And the damn thing has four tracks, depending […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno [The More You Know]

Isabella Rossellini’s series of short films on animal sex from the Sundance Channel are now available online.  They may be a little artsy for some, but they’re fun and incredibly informative and just a little bit kinky and funny.  In these short films, Ms. Rossellini dresses up as a variety of creatures from the insect […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Mike Gravel does a rap duet with Obamagirl [Politics Suck]

Yes, that’s right. This is not a mashup, it’s no video trickery, it’s the one and only Mike Gravel doing a Soulja Boy style rap duet with the one and only Obamagirl, in which he tries to persuade her over to the Gravelside. God, I’m so glad Mike Gravel is still in the race. Oh, I mean MC Gravella Hella Copter. Fo shizzle.

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Internet Classics: Fun with an iron soccer ball [I Heart Internets]

In this classic from the vaults of the internets, some kids trick other kids into taking a punt at an iron soccer ball.  I’m sure some toes were broken in this process, but it’s still incredibly funny.  At least it is to me.  And that’s all that counts.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Salvador Dali was a great artist but also a commercial whore. Here’s the proof [Video]

For all the artistic greatness that Salvador Dali had in him, he also defined the artistic celebrity endorsement. Pay him a few bucks and he would have done a commercial for pretty much anything you want him too. At the time, many in the artistic community found his desire for attention whoredom a little sickening, but he was just ahead of his time.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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