Journalist Marty Beckerman gos to an elite NY spa to get a very special skin treatment for his face-- semen. But it's all in the name of research. I don't know if there's a dollar amount that would tempt me to have somebody ruby jizz on my face. Well, maybe for a free Nintendo DS. And some steakhouse restaurant coupons. Via: Buzzfeed

Yeah, I mean really.. what do you expect to do? His window licking son keeps a diary for fuck's sake. There's obviously something wrong with him right there. A mentally normal teenager would jerk off in the egg drop soup and then brag about it on MySpace with photos of said soup. But if you're going to masturbate in any food item, I guess egg drop soup would be the best choice, since it already looks and tastes like spunk anyway.

Okay, so this video is pretty gross but at the same time it's one of the more fascinating porn videos I've seen in a while-- girl gets bukkaked all over, they scrape the semen off her face into a measuring cup and pour maybe 2 cups of pure semen onto the griddle. And then... the shit cooks just like an egg. Which, I guess shouldn't be too surprising considering that semen and egg whites are probably very close chemically, but it's still neat that it ends up looking just like an egg whites omelette.