Living almost my entire life in the South, I'm always fascinated by the breed of douchebag known as the Jersey Guido. We've got plenty of annoying rednecks in the South, and we've got plenty of transplants here in the Raleigh area from all over, but I don't think I've ever seen a real live Jersey Guido in the flesh, let alone a whole carload of them. They're like this weird, greasy mythical beast that I can't even be sure they exist because their existence is just so over the top.