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Bangs is an up and coming Sudanese rapper... at least he hopes that he's up and coming. Here's a tip for you, Bang: You might need to Auto-Tune your voice, but you don't need to Auto-Tune the Casio keyboard backing track. You really don't.

Today's SMM is brought to you by the Norwegian black metal band TSJUGER and the letters R-A-W-K and the number 666! All hail the dark lord and maaaaaster!

Maybe Eminem isn't quite your thing. Maybe it's his forehead. Maybe if Eminem were a Klingon, rapping in the made-up Klingon language... that's the ticket! Raise the roof! Raise the roof! Step to this and get a bat'leth to the face, beeyatch.

Yeah, okay, so I know the song sucks to the point that you probably won't make it all the way through the video, but god dammit the name of the song is "I Ate a Luna Bar and My Dick Fell Off". There's points right there for having one of the best song titles ever.

So, what happens when you get Mojo Nixon and Jello Biafra together for an album? You get awesome songs like this:

Okay, so not only are both this song and video from Icelandic band Berndsen awesome, but the video doubly so-- I think I'm now inspired to dress up as an old-timey circus ringleader and hang out at car crash sites so that I can dance with the almost-dead. Thanks to magnethead for the link.

For whatever reason, we've suddenly got a minor deluge of music video submissions, and they're all equally bad, some in a good way, so we're breaking out of just having one morning music video to showcase them all. This is Norwegian band Fitts for Fight with their awful, awful song "Fuck Off and Die". The video isn't that bad, but the song is pretty weak, which is a damn shame that a song called "Fuck Off and Die" could suck, but here ya go.

There aren't that many native Inuit rap groups around, but Eagles n Ravens is one of them. And it's too bad that they seem to be the face of the Inuit and Native Alaskan rap scene, because in this song, "This is Angoon", not all the Auto-Tune in the world can cover up the fact that they suck. Then again, there probably isn't a whole lot of hip-hop on the radio in Alaska to learn from. But there you go-- now you can say you've heart Inuit rap.

This week we're bringing you some geek-ish metal with "Prehistoric Dog" by Red Fang. I mean it's got dudes with beards rocking out in a kitchen and LARPers killing each other. Well hot damn! This video was sent in by Robotarms, who says that he refers to this band it's with 2 exclamation points, and I can see why. Also, every guy should have a beard. It should just be a rule.