MJ's been dead for a little over 3 months now and Buzzfeed has managed to dig up what has to be the creepiest Michael Jackson photo ever. Yeah, I know that's saying a lot, but how else do you classify a photo of Michael Jackson, looking like he just crawled out of a dumpster (doing who knows what to who knows who), holding a lollipop, obviously as some sort of bait?

When you're planning a bar mitzvah, nothing says "You're a man in the eyes of Jewish law" like breaking out a wicked Michael Jackson dance routine to a bar mitzvah's band version of "Beat It". It's enough to make you plotz. Via: Retro Comedy

Look at the fucking concentration in those eyes-- that kid is taking in every single word and beat in those songs. And don't try to give him anything that's not MJ because he just won't have that shit. Via: Buzzfeed

From Operation Repo, a guy shows up at a house to repo a Delorean from a young guy and things start to get out of hand, but then suddenly at 1:50 shit gets really weird, when the owner of the car goes into some sort of Michael Jackson dance sequence. Thanks to SpetsnazC4 for the link via the Submission Queue.

Whether or not you're a fan of Kevin Smith, whether or not you're a fan of Michael Jackson, I think it's scientifically undeniable that this scene from Clerks 2 with Rosario Dawson dancing to "ABC" by the Jackson 5 is one of the sexiest damn things ever caught on film. At lest the Rosario Dawson part, not Brian O'Halloran sitting there like an ugly fucking chud. A-boingy boingy boingy.

Some guy named Brett Domino and his Brett Domino trio do what has to be the most awesome-- or at least the most keytar-riffic cover of Michal Jackson's Beat It ever. I don't know if this is performance art or if these guys are for real, but I'm not sure if I care, since it's wonderfully bad in a fantastic genius savant sort of way, like when you first heard Chocolate Rain for the first time, not bad in a die in a fire way like when you heard Chocolate Rain for the 2 millionth time.

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We jump at the chance to show you the _________ of the Internet, so when Holy Taco claimed that they found the worst video on the Internet, well that's a fucking Pepsi challenge right there. This video isn't the worst in terms of production quality, though it is bad in that regard. It's not bad like a video of a guy willingly getting sodomized by large farm animals is bad, but it is... bad.

If you're curious as to the lyrics of the stupid fucking song this jerkoff is singing, well:

ANAL!
DOGGY!
69er!
ORAL!
SPREAD EAGLE!

Gooooo Humpkin!

It may be hard to believe now, what with Michael Jackson being the definition of the ultimate shut-in freak weirdo plastic surgery addict, but there was a point in time where Michael Jackson was the god damn man. Sure, he looked a little fruity, but the man could sing and he could dance and rock the fucking house. Thanks to Delsyd for this trip down memory lane.