This is a shirt that has been on my list of shirts to make for probably almost a year now. It got put off because well... it required a little more work than most of the other shirts I've done. It's a sad fact that "radical" used to be such a radically awesome word and now the only time you hear "radical", it's in the context of someone doing seriously crazy shit. But it's time to take it back. It's time to say that there's absolutely nothing wrong with being a radical Muslim as long as when you say "radical", there's some wave shredding involved.

This week's other T-shirt of the week is for those of you who like the essence of things. You like to do things old school and old style. You drink Tab, you still have cassette tapes and you’ve barely touched your mouse in months—nay, years, and this shirt is for you. Or for the supergeek in your life, if he’ll ever come out of his basement. Or she. Wait, there’s girl geeks too? My how things have changed.

We're just pumping out the T-shirts this week in the midst of trying to get the site moved over to a new content management system. And when you're up all night for days on end trying to do something like that, you need a strong cup of coffee. And you need a strong T-shirt that expresses the fact that you're not going to drink someone's watered down bullshit coffee. You need real coffee god dammit. Wearing this shirt is a great alternative to throwing hot, weak coffee back in someone's face.
Click here to see this and many more IHC T-shirts at Redbubble.

From now on, IHC is going to feature a T-shirt a week, maaaybe sooner than that from our newly growing stock of awesome T-shirts through Redbubble. We had previously done a couple shirts through Cafepress, but everyone knows that Cafepress is a steaming pile of dog shit. These shirts from Redbubble are high quality American Apparel T-shirts, not that toilet paper quality crap from Cafepress.
Anyway, our first featured Redbubble shirt is the Welsh dragon WYSIWYG shirt.

Celebrate the freedom as Americans to consume as much damn oil as we want with this one of a kind I Heart Chaos exclusive I Heart Oil bumper sticker.  Slap it on your Hummer.  Slap it on someone else's Hummer.  Get it on a T-shirt and tell those terrorists and Communists to lick your sweaty balls, you can drink as much oil as you want.  America, fuck yeah.  Click here to order your I Heart Oil sticker and shirt via IHC's very crappy and un-designed swag shop at Cafepress. or get a much better quality shirt from our new store on Redbubble here.