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Just in time to start thinking about Christmas, the official Rammstein dildo collection is now available for pre-order. Yes, that's Rammstein as in the German hard rock band. It's the perfect gift for you or your female friend who's a fan of Rammstein as well as a fan of dildos in a nice collector's case.

If you're always bumping around in the dark trying to find your girlfriend's lingerie... either when she's wearing it, or for some "special time" alone by yourself, you probably could use some glow in the dark lingerie. Or, just pick some up even if you don't have a girlfriend and you don't have a lingerie fetish, because when a big storm hits, they might just save your life.

At a recent Counter-Strike tournament in Moscow, organizers thought they'd turn up the heat a bit and introduce what should be a part of any gaming tourney-- strippers. Strippers sticking their boobs into the back of your head, stripping on the table where your mouse hand is and getting into some softcore lesbo action in your field of view. If anyone can kick ass in that environment, they either have incredible concentration or they're gay. More pics (with sadly blacked-out nips) at EnglishRussia.

The next time you're sucking dick, make it a memorable, tasty experience with a whiskey-flavored condom. As far as I know, there's no actual whiskey in the whiskey flavoring, so if you really want to combine drinking and sex, you can always make sure you've properly marinated your cock in whiskey, rum, tequila or whatever spirit you choose to get that homestyle liquor-soaked dick flavor. Via: Buzzfeed

If you like stripteases, you'll probably like this video. If you like properly lit videos, you probably won't like this video. But the girl is hot, even if the hotel room looks sort of cheap.

Earlier this month, there was some news about an artificial hymen being sold in Egypt, so that women who were not virgins could "protect their family's honor" by leaving a few drops of blood behind after their wedding night escapades. Now officials in Egypt want to ban the little plastic blood squib, with punishment as harsh as beheading for anyone who exports the product, though the hymen itself is made in China.

You know what my dick is going to dress up as this Halloween? A FUCKING DINOSAUR. That's right, and this time I won't have to risk putting lead-based paint on my sensitive parts, because Willy Wardrobe (possibly NSFW) just came out with an awesome dinosaur-shaped condom. I'm not entirely sure what my myriad of lady friends would say about the dinosaur spikes, but if you're getting fucked by a dinosaur, are you really going to complain?

This was on Craigslist a while back, found by BrendanDonnelly and posted on his Blogspot blog. Funny, because I also have a jerk-off crystal that I use only in the company of other men with jerk-off crystals. Mine doesn't glow white though, it turns sort of a deep, foreboding black. Just kidding. Maybe. You'll never know. Unless I want you to.