This handy guide to the art of the Stealth Blowjob comes from IHC reader Gloomcookie613 from this thread (NSFW picture). Honestly, I never imagined that a single comment should get its own post, but this is just way too epic not to. What's a stealth blowjob? It's probably the best way ever to break your husband or boyfriend's steeled attention on a video game, football game or whatever else he may be involved in. Anyway, I know... I need to STFU and post the damn thing already.

Autonomous sentry guns are fucking awesome, as long as you're not on the receiving end. Think of all the fun you had in Half Life with the sentry guns... imagine having the very same fun in your own home or neighborhood. Wouldn't that be a hoot?

Ever want to start your own cult? If you're like me then you have. Here is an easy how to video to get you started. PRAISE ODD!

Gay Wilkinson is a world-champion anvil shooter, and here he is showing how you can launch an avil 200 feet into the air, if you ever wondered how you could do such a thing. And now you also know that there's world champion anvil shooters out there, so get practicing. I expect one of you to try this before next Monday.

Dave Foley, former Kid in the Hall, is back with a brand new web series on Babelgum called "The Sensible Traveler" where he plays a character named Bobby Fargo, a travel guru full of helpful hints on seeing the world. In this episode, he takes the frugal route and decides to go backpacking... which doesn't go well. Via: Comedy.com

Shit. It's still Wednesday. Yup, still Wednesday. How about passing the time by raiding the office supply closet and wasting a good 30-40 minutes of your day by making a kick-ass mini trebuchet out of a handful of office supplies. What, you have something better to do? There's more photos here, though you may have to search around for exact instructions on other trebuchets, but it' should be pretty easy to reverse engineer from the photos. A bunch of pencils, rubber bands, batteries.

Wagner was never this fun-- here's a piece from an instructional opera on how to have sex without getting pregnant, though "taking it in the butt" seems to be absent from the list.

Some creepy Suze Orman lookalike showing you how to give your cat a full-body massage. Because that's exactly what cats need-- something else to make them feel incredibly spoiled and superior over you. Via: EIT

Jewish porn star Joanna Angel contributes her love of knockwursts in this helpful video from Heeb Magazine that shows how to make a German sausage. Be careful at work, because she isn't afraid to make very, very loud porn star noises while she's discussing the fine art of sausagery.