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Living almost my entire life in the South, I'm always fascinated by the breed of douchebag known as the Jersey Guido. We've got plenty of annoying rednecks in the South, and we've got plenty of transplants here in the Raleigh area from all over, but I don't think I've ever seen a real live Jersey Guido in the flesh, let alone a whole carload of them. They're like this weird, greasy mythical beast that I can't even be sure they exist because their existence is just so over the top.

Furries that are Juggalos and vice versa. Yes, passengers, it looks like we're nearing the end of the internet. Please return your seats to their upright positions and fasten your seatbelt as we prepare for a bumpy landing.

Never get in an argument with an already pissed off tranny on a subway train. You might just get maced. Stay classy, skanky tranny.

Humming the Ghostbusters theme song is something that most people in the Western world could do in their sleep under 10 feet of water-- easy shit. But humming and singing 14 different parts of the song yourself and then synching up the videos into one seamless whole? Aaaaaawesome!

Amaaaaze your friends by blowing soap bubbles out of your own maw. All it takes is a willingness to slather your lips with baby shampoo and a pair of lungs, which I assume you have. It's amaaaaazing!

There really is a Spiderman that lives in New York City-- and he pulls a rickshaw for a living, doing tricks for his rickshaw passengers when he should probably be getting them to their destination. Oh, okay, it's all in good fun.... at least it is til someone throws up from the experience.

Thanks to Rupert Murdoch, who not only owns Fox News, but also owns Sky TV in the UK, Brits can now get an earful of Glenn Beck's batshit crazy firestorm in the comfort of their own homes. Why Murdoch thought that Brits would give a crap about a crazy man who cries over liberal conspiracy theory American politics is anyone's guess, other than it's just mindless entertaining television, like professional wrestling and soap operas.

After feeling bad that he spent so many years breeding scorpions to sell to restaurants, 38 year old Suang Puangsri decided to atone for his sins by living with the stingy creatures. He now currently lives with about 4600 scorpions, and his wife is fine with this. Read more at Reuters.