Accoring to the ARIS (American Religious Identity Survey), the number of people that identify themselves as Christians in the US is plummeting, while the number of people who identify themselves as atheists, agnostics or unaffiliated is higher than it's ever been.

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Why do I just want to just pummel Kirk Cameron in the face with a fossil until my arms give out? And why are universities censoring people from spreading religious hoojoo and trying to pass it off as science? YOU DECIDE.

Taking high school football players out for a steak dinner and a bit of motivation is cool. Telling high school football students that you're taking them out for a steak dinner when your intention is really to get them baptised is not so cool. Some parents have a problem with this for some reason.

If there's one party that almost never has any complaints about I Heart Chaos, it's the minions of Hell. So when IHC's own Delsyd got to sit down with the Lord of Darkness himself per request of Beelzebub himself, we jumped at the chance. So many questions, so little time. Fortunately, we got a chance to do a pretty lengthy interview with him-- the last time Satan gave up so much of his time to sit down with someone like this was with Mark Twain, so we feel a little honored. Following is part 1 of our interview with Satan, with parts 2 and 3 coming later.

If there's one party that almost never has any complaints about I Heart Chaos, it's the minions of Hell. So when IHC's own Delsyd got to sit down with the Lord of Darkness himself per request of Beelzebub himself, we jumped at the chance. So many questions, so little time. Fortunately, we got a chance to do a pretty lengthy interview with him-- the last time Satan gave up so much of his time to sit down with someone like this was with Mark Twain, so we feel a little honored. Following is part 1 of our interview with Satan, with parts 2 and 3 coming later. We thought we'd start of with some general questions in this first part, with more specific and hard-hitting questions in the upcoming interviews. We hope you enjoy... it was quite a journalistic score.

It's no secret that the Internet is chock full of crazies. It's also no secret that some of the best crazies are die-hard Christians. Combine the two and it's like a super Voltron of insanity awesomeness. Today we have a pair of batshit crazy websites if you need your brain to hurt from utter confusion for a little while.