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Mike and Julie Boyde of Ambridge, Pennsylvania had just gotten married and were looking forward to having lots of little Mikes and Julies running around when on their honeymoon, they discovered that Julie was allergic to Mike's super semen.

From Metro.co.uk:

For the first time, the Federal Trade Commission will have regulation power over blogs. But before you get your panties in a bunch, it's for a pretty good reason. The FTC will require blogs who receive freebies or monetary compensation for product reviews to reveal that they get rewards for reviewing products or face a fine of up to $11,000 per offense.

Remember the photos of terrorist prisoners in naked dogpiles at Gitmo? It turns out that just may be how the US military rolls these days. A guard at the US embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan confessed yesterday that new recruits had to participate in naked parties and perform sex acts with other men in order to get promoted or be assigned preferable shifts. Below video compilation of gay naked party photos may be NSFW.

Wal-Mart has built a worldwide megabrand on offering cheap Chinese-made shit at incredibly low prices, and more power to them. And since nobody can resist the allure of everyday low prices, Wal-Mart attracts everybody. As in everybody, which makes it a prime spot for quality people-watching. It's like the circus sideshows of the 30s, except free. And now with the website PeopleofWalmart.com, it's even free-er, as in you don't even have to get your ass out of your chair to see the best that Wal-Mart has to offer.

64 years ago today, the United States became the first and only country to nuke another country when at 8:15am, the "Little Boy" bomb was dropped over Hiroshima, absolutely devastating the city and killing 140,000 people. Two days later, with the destruction of Hiroshima so complete that Tokyo didn't know about the extent of the attack in time, the US dropped another bomb on Nagasaki, again destroying that city and ultimately bringing an end to World War II.

It's every American's right to eat themselves into a coma. This is the conclusion I came to the other night after a second heaping plate of macaroni and cheese, steak, fried seafood and assorted oily vegetables at Golden Corral, surrounded by other equally patriotic Americans. So here's a compilation of overweight Americans up to fat people shenanigans.

God bless Funny or Die for upping the bar on internet spoof videos. In this absolutely spot on parody of The Wrestler, Uncle Sam tries to overcome a rough past to get back in the ring and rule again. Starring Alyssa Milano as Lady Liberty.

Well there he is, fumbling over the words of the oath of office. But holy shit, Bush is out and Obama is in. The 44th president of the United States-- Barack Hussein Obama. LOLHussein. I keep wondering who would win in a fist fight among presidents. Obama works out and is probably pretty fast, but I think that one good square punch from Clinton would probably send you to the mat. You know which president I wouldn't want to fuck with? Teddy Roosevelt. That motherfucker probably didn't have any pain threshold at all.