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Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s a film about rape starring dogs [The More You Know]

As one way to celebrate the Hallmark holiday of Mother’s Day, here’s a short film about the dangers of rape starring talking dogs in clothes. Wow, people used to be fucking weird. Why is this relevant to Mother’s Day? Hell, you may have been conceived out of rape– you never know.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno [The More You Know]

Isabella Rossellini’s series of short films on animal sex from the Sundance Channel are now available online. They may be a little artsy for some, but they’re fun and incredibly informative and just a little bit kinky and funny. In these short films, Ms. Rossellini dresses up as a variety of creatures from the insect […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Liquid nitrogen plus watermelon equals watermelon bomb [The More You Know]

Mentos and Coke? So yesterday. What the cool kids are doing these days are filling watermelons with liquid nitrogen. Well, I don’t know about all the kids, but the kids in this video are sure having a good time of it. Caution: handling liquid nitrogen can be very dangerous blah blah blah.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

10 obscure words you can use to insult people [I Heart Top 10s]

Having a rich vocabulary is a wonderful thing and expanding one’s vocabulary is always a virtue, especially when you’re expanding your vocabulary for the purpose of insulting people when they have no idea that you’re insulting them.

6May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

VD is for everybody! Hooray! [Video]

You know those herpes commercials, where couples are frolicking through fields of wheat in seeming herpes infected bliss? Those aren’t new. In this commercial from the 70s, we find out through the catchiest pop song about sexual transmitted disease that venereal disease is for everyone! Everyone! For you and you and you!

6May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Do not microwave an ostrich egg if you like having fingers [The More You Know]

In this video from the British show, Braniac, we learn why microwaving an ostrich egg is a really bad idea. The giant eggs build up so much pressure under their thick shells when microwaved that what you essentially get is a gigantic egg bomb that will reduce your microwave to shrapnel. Awesome.

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How an O’Reilly animal is born [The More You Know]

One of the more interesting and endearing branding trends in book publishing is the O’Reilly animal. Those intricately drawn creatures staring up at you from the cover of a tech manual have become a staple of the geek world, but how are the animals chosen and how are they created?

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Freak of Nature Sunday: A look at several of God’s mistakes [The More You Know]

This Sunday, we celebrate some of the best freaks of nature that have graced the Internet– God’s minor and not-so-minor mistakes if you will. From the world’s tallest man, to the girl born with no face to the werewolf family of Mexico, this is the kind of thing that 100 years ago, people would pay good money to see at the circus.

4May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Gynecologists say the darndest things [The More You Know]

Oh gynecologists– they’re so wacky. When a woman has to undergo the humbling and possibly humiliating examination of her girl parts, often gynos will try to break the tension with a joke, a funny story and sometimes they’re just plain rude. Here’s some of the best and worst things an OB-GYN have said to their patients.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Knowing is half the battle: The best sci-fi PSAs [The More You Know]

It used to be that Saturday morning cartoons weren’t just all fun and games– many of them had serious messages to kids about everything from where’s a bad place to play hide and seek to drinking and sexual abuse.

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

When your job is to stick your arm in a crocodile’s mouth, there will be days like this (Graphic Vid) [The More You Know]

For every job, there’s hazards. For some it’s paper cuts or the danger of developing a fat ass. For others, the danger is getting your arm bitten off by a crocodile. For each his own. This guy has probably done this routine a thousand times, but this time is a little […]

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: Defrosting a colossal squid [News]

Recently, a very rare colossal squid was caught in Antarctic waters and the whole thing was recently slowly defrosted over a two-day period so they can study the massive beast. That’s colossal squid, not giant. Gianter than giant. Once the thawing was complete, it went into preservative so they can poke and prod its […]

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Zombie snails, zombie grasshoppers, zombies versus sharks [The More You Know]

If you couldn’t get enough of Cannibal Holocaust, here’s some short videos showcasing zombies in their natural state– there’s a zombie fighting a shark from Zombi and then two real-life examples– parasites that turn snails and grasshoppers into zombies so they can spread their eggs. Nature is fucked up.

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

“Tree Man” talks about his condition to reporters (Disturbing video) [News]

Dede Koswara, the man who has an extremely rare skin condition that covers most of his body in enough giant, nasty blisters and warts that makes him look as if he’s growing bark and limbs from his extremities talks about his condition to reporters. Caution: this video may be disturbing to some.

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

“Why I masturbate my son” Or, if you jerk off your retarded son in a forest, does it make a noise? [The More You Know]

Say you’re the father of a young man with cerebral palsy. Young men have desires and what if they can’t express those sexual desires themselves? What if there’s a guy in there just aching to jerk off? Well, you do it for him, right? Right? YOU JERK OFF YOUR RETARDED SON. […]

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Aleister Crowley: the other monster of Loch Ness [The More You Know]

In this short 30 minute documentary, BBC Scotland takes a look at the eeeery history of the master of the occult, Aleister Crowley and his house on the shores of Loch Ness, the house named Boleskine.
Edit: I was asked to take the Boleskine film down by the film’s production company, so in its place… here’s […]

20Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Creationists are stupid Sunday [The More You Know]

Arguing with a creationist generally isn’t worth your time, but with Ben Stein’s Expelled in theaters, it’s time to dust off the boots and give a rundown of why creationists are god damn morons.

20Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Female anatomy in cross-stitch [Art]

If having fancy dinnerware with girl parts on them isn’t enough for you, try having some cross-stitched pillows lying around that are decorated with things like uteruses, fallopian tubes and breast tissue. Sure to be a hit next time the parents come over.
Click here to see the cross-stitching in their full glory via Craftster.

19Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

First 4D video of sex from the inside [The More You Know]

We’ve seen video cameras attached to dicks, but until now, we’ve never seen sex in full time-lapse ultrasonic 3D. In an attempt to better understand the simple but poorly misunderstood act of sex, a scientist in London and one very brave couple have used a time-lapse 3D ultrasound to film sex from the inside.

18Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 6 comments | Continued

How many naked Japanese girls fit in a phone booth? (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

It’s the question that’s plagued the minds of great thinkers since the dawn of time– a whole slew of naked Japanese girls, one phone booth, lots of poorly pixilated muff being squashed against the backs of necks.

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued