Stupid

Stomp my scale model trains and share in my imitation crab meat [Pic]

In this screenshot from Philly Craigslist, an older gentleman is looking for another gentleman to come over for some (non-gay) sensual touching, some sexy model train smashing and oh, he has imitation crab meat he wants you to take home once the whole thing is over. As in “I got molested by an old man […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued

Internet Classics: Fun with an iron soccer ball [I Heart Internets]

In this classic from the vaults of the internets, some kids trick other kids into taking a punt at an iron soccer ball. I’m sure some toes were broken in this process, but it’s still incredibly funny. At least it is to me. And that’s all that counts.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Anonymous shows that the Scientology e-meter is a load of crap [I Heart Internets]

Anonymous, the anonymous Internet group hell-bent on bringing Scientology to its sharp knees recently posted this vid on Youtube showing that one of the key tools in bringing others into the Scientological fold– the body of Christ as it were, the e-meter– is a complete load of hooey that just measures galvanic skin response– the […]

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The most pathetic, scariest person on the Internet: found. [I Heart Internets]

This guy’s belly is so big, it’s taken on a life of its own and starting eating potato chips. Welcome again to Nightmare Saturday. For even better nightmarey goodness, play it fullscreen. I dunno, I think I was that awkward and stupid at one point in my life. Though I never showed the […]

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Suburban high school principal raps about throwing away trash. Yeah it’s bad [Stupid]

A high school principal decides to make a rap video about throwing away trash in the style of Soulja Boy. Yes really. Yes it’s incredibly awful. Principals are fucking stupid.

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

When your job is to stick your arm in a crocodile’s mouth, there will be days like this (Graphic Vid) [The More You Know]

For every job, there’s hazards. For some it’s paper cuts or the danger of developing a fat ass. For others, the danger is getting your arm bitten off by a crocodile. For each his own. This guy has probably done this routine a thousand times, but this time is a little […]

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Enormous dumbass or filthy liar flies directly into Area 51 live on Coast to Coast [Stupid]

This is a classic from Coast to Coast AM, back when Art Bell was on the air– some crazy redneck in a small plane, decked out to look like a Red Cross plane, claims that he is flying straight into Area 51 to “see what’s going on down there”, because as he says it’s his right as an American.

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Hillary Clinton defeated… by coffee maker [Politics Suck]

Hillary has faced many tough opponents this year, but none so tough as a regular gas station coffee maker. She can’t remember the last time she shot a gun or pumped her own gas and it’s doubtful she’s ever made her own coffee. Too bad that coffee maker isn’t a sniper or she’d totally […]

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Man with no balls wants you to sign his petition for his wife to let him play GTA IV [I Heart Games]

Is this what we’ve come to? Some guy that goes by the name of TheSven has been circulating an online petition because sob sob his wife won’t let him play GTA IV. What, is he five years old? Does he wear diapers to bed at night?

30Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

William Henry Harrison was stupid [Pic]

If you don’t get this one, William Henry Harrison was our nation’s shortest-lived president because he decided that for his inauguration in the middle of a rainstorm in January that he was going to dress like it was July. For his stupidity, he contracted pneumonia and died shortly thereafter.

30Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Caught jerking off by mom- sex health clip from the 1970s [I Heart Kink]

I don’t know… I’ve always found this clip just disturbing as hell. The idea of your mom walking in on you is bad enough, but when she starts saying shit like “I saw what you were doing, it felt good didn’t it?”, that’s the stuff that nightmares and therapy are made of.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Muslim scientists proves that Mecca is the center of life on Earth [Stupid]

Here we have a Muslim scientist (not sure what nationality, maybe Saudi?) using the “science” gathered by America’s trips into space to talk about how Mecca emits some sort of life-giving radiation that extends into infinity out into space. Rofls.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Fox makes you stupid: Was the moon landing a hoax? [I Heart TV]

Yeah yeah, I know I just lost a handful of brain cells watching this crap, but I get a kick out of watching people being stupid. This is the full 44 minutes of Fox’s special on whether or not the lunar landing was a fake. When you watch this, keep in mind that 100% of […]

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued

Fortunately, Satan can be defeated easily with Tae Kwon Do [Pic]

Tae Kwon Do! Ha! God didn’t think of that did he? He was messing around and smiting when all it takes to defeat the Prince of Darkness apparently is a swift kick and a submission hold.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

It’s like a g.d. cat orgy in here! [Video]

What does a cat orgy look like? A cat love sandwich even? When one cat tries to get it on with another cat … and then a third cat tries to join the pile… hilarity ensues.

26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Kids are stupid: Letters to God [Stupid]

As you may be aware, kids are incredibly dumb. You know those driver’s ed videos they show you with some kid running out into traffic to chase a ball? Yeah, kids do that shit. And they eat dirt and stick their fingers in light sockets and would eat large handfuls of Aspirin if you let […]

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

If you end up in the hospital with a spray canister lodged in your asshole, the surgeons will laugh at you. [Stupid]

Recently, a man in the Philippines found himself in the hospital after he got drunk and mysteriously ended up with a canister of body spray lodged in his ass. While he was in the hospital having it removed, nurses and surgeons cheered, laughed and eventually sprayed other people in the operating room with the recovered […]

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Creationists are stupid Sunday [The More You Know]

Arguing with a creationist generally isn’t worth your time, but with Ben Stein’s Expelled in theaters, it’s time to dust off the boots and give a rundown of why creationists are god damn morons.

20Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The China Vagina collection: Fancy plates with pretty lady parts [I Heart Kink]

Say it’s your grandmother’s birthday. Or your son’s high school graduation, or just a nice night alone with your special someone. You want to have a dinner that’s special and unforgettable, right? So why settle for stupid old boring plates when you could have fancy China painted with vaginas?

17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Microsoft internal Vista sales video is as painful as it gets [I Heart Tech]

This video is pure embarrassment. It’s embarrassing to watch and I’m embarrassed for everyone involved. It’s got a really bad Bruce Springsteen impersonator crooning to overly exicted Microsoft salespeople about how to sell the fantastic features in Vista. And it’s really, really, really bad.

17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued