Operation Mindfuck

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Google Street View sabatoge [I Heart Internets]

Many people have expressed privacy concerns over Google’s Street View, which is pretty fucking stupid really in my opinion. But some clever bastards in Alaska have realized that all it takes is a plastic shopping bag to hide your street from Google’s prying eyes.

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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10 obscure words you can use to insult people [I Heart Top 10s]

Having a rich vocabulary is a wonderful thing and expanding one’s vocabulary is always a virtue, especially when you’re expanding your vocabulary for the purpose of insulting people when they have no idea that you’re insulting them.

6May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Anonymous shows that the Scientology e-meter is a load of crap [I Heart Internets]

Anonymous, the anonymous Internet group hell-bent on bringing Scientology to its sharp knees recently posted this vid on Youtube showing that one of the key tools in bringing others into the Scientological fold– the body of Christ as it were, the e-meter– is a complete load of hooey that just measures galvanic skin response– the […]

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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We now have a weapon against teenagers. Can you hear it? [News]

It’s the Mosquito tone– a high pitched screech that some adults are using to keep kids off their lawn and some teenagers are using as a ringtone that adults mostly can’t hear. It’s pretty similar to the high pitched noise a television makes when it’s on, only louder. And you can hear it here. Just be very careful with that click.

 
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24Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Banksy pulls off an incredibly ballsy piece of graffiti under the eye of CCTVs [Operation MF]

British graffiti artist Banksy, whose incredible street art, art pranks and mysterious persona have made him the Andy Warhol, Elvis and Ken Kesey of the modern art world has struck again– this time in Central London with a three-story high piece, all done right under the eye of a CCTV camera.
In the past year, Banksy […]

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The history of LSD as a Jack Chick cartoon [Operation M.F.]

Who doesn’t love Jack Chick?  Who doesn’t love LSD?  Who wouldn’t want to replace those annoying god damn Jack Chick tracts you find scattered all over the fucking place with something that offers a real life-changing, mind-bending religious experience?  Try out this Jack Chick style cartoon on the history of LSD courtesy of Erowid:

8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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How To: Bake dog poop cookies [How To]

After yesterday’s cat litter box cake, you might want to exact revenge on the bastard that baked that for you.  How so?  Dog poop cookies.  Not made with real dog poop, because who wants the burden of running from the law just over a stupid batch of cookies?  Follow the simple instructions in the video […]

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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How To: Make a cat litter box cake [How To]

Next time any cake-making occasion comes up, why go with a boring chocolate layer cake or Black Forest cake when you can make a cake that’s as ingenious as it is repulsive to eat… a cake that looks just like a used cat litter box.

2Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 7 comments | Continued
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Defacing money is fun [Operation Mindfck]

I love defacing dollar bills– I know it’s against the law, but boy what fun. Defacing money is like an experiment in pop art in one’s pocket. I used to carry around pens with me just so I could leave messages or re-arrange George Washington’s face on a $1 bill whenever I got the chance.

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Miss Landmine Survivor [Operation Mindfck]

Landmine victims are to take part in a beauty contest in Angola…

28Mar2008 | Jonesy | 3 comments | Continued
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Turn every Youtube video into a Rickroll with this Firefox extension [I Heart Internets]

Why screw up just one video experience for someone with just one lousy Rick Astley video when with a simple Firefox extension you can turn every single Youtube video they try and watch into Rick Astley?

25Mar2008 | delsydsoftware | 0 comments | Continued
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This post sucks (citation needed) [Operation Mindfuck]

Public restrooms and Wikipedia are not so dissimilar… both are portals of probably-could-be-true wisdom, scrawled by the masses in moments of solitude. The difference? Public restroom graffiti severely lacks citation.

20Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Eyeball stickers for lazy, sleepy bastards [Work Sucks]

Here’s a novel idea– snag some creepy-ass eye stickers to put on your eyelids so you can sleep at work. As long as your co-workers are blind as hell and aren’t weirded out by your lack of blinking. Oh and it’s probably not a good idea if you’re a truck driver.

15Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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How to: Change the default message on HP printers [How To]

Last Friday at work, while it was still early and no one was quite awake yet, the sales and marketing manager went to the common work printer to pick up something she had printed out as she often does when she started asking around: “Uh, why does the printer say Please Insert Kitten?”

11Feb2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Super Jesus-Patriotic Clip Art [Art]

With Super Tuesday coming up, you’ll need some super duper awesome retro Christian-American clip art to spice up your blog, your house, your Geocities page or your Super Tuesday church picnic fliers. There’s so much awesome here it makes my head hurt.
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Source: Crap Hound

28Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Sending someone a box of shit in the mail has never been so easy! [I Heart Internets]

Every mentally healthy person has at some time in their life wished there was an easy and discreet way to send a steaming box of shit to someone in the mail. Your boss, your ex-girlfriend, your neighbor, your senator…
Thanks to the magic of shitsenders.com, your dream is now a reality. From their site:
We […]

27Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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How to: Take care of a baby with illustrations [How To]

For new parents or non-parents, taking care of a baby can be a daunting task… however there’s always this list of easy to follow and print out reminders of what to do and what to not do, just in case you forget.

24Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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IHC How To: How to Say “Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head!” in 112 languages [How To]

We love equipping you with only the most useful of useful life skills… which is why today we’ve compiled a list of 112 ways to say “Oh my god, there’s an axe in my head” in as many languages. Even languages only found in Tolkien and on the Internet, just in case you do […]

17Jan2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued