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Laura Bush, George Bush and Laura Bush’s bush (NSFW) [Pic]

Bush isn’t just her last name, it’s her philosophy– big, fluffy and hairy– that’s how Laura likes to roll.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Free Movie Friday: In Lies We Trust- The CIA, Hollywood and Bioterrorism [I Heart Movies]

Fasten your tinfoil hats on tight– this week’s movie is all about how The White House, the CIA and megacorps have an iron grip on you and your life and how we’re all screwed.  While I’m all for sticking it to the man and questioning everything, why for fuck’s sake can’t conspiracy nuts do decent […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Hillary’s not only desperate, she’s a bad speler. [Politics Suck]

In reaction to Obama being greeted on Capital Hill like some sort of epic hero, Hillary spits out a poorly written, misspelled open letter on the whole Michigan / Florida b.s.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
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Mike Gravel does a rap duet with Obamagirl [Politics Suck]

Yes, that’s right. This is not a mashup, it’s no video trickery, it’s the one and only Mike Gravel doing a Soulja Boy style rap duet with the one and only Obamagirl, in which he tries to persuade her over to the Gravelside. God, I’m so glad Mike Gravel is still in the race. Oh, I mean MC Gravella Hella Copter. Fo shizzle.

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Indiana and NC Democratic primary wrap up & predictions [Politics Suck]

With the votes cast in the Indiana and NC Democratic primaries, it’s time for some reflections and predictions, which you can take how you want to.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Two four year olds debate the Democratic election more maturely than most news outlets [Politics Suck]

In this video, two four year old debate the 2008 election over the dining room table.  It’s a little scattered at first, but by the end you realize that you’ve just watched a more debate on the issues than you’re likely to find on any 24 hour cable news network.

6May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Primary fever hits NC on the last day of early voting [Politics Suck]

I, like apparently many others, figured that on this last day of early voting for the NC primaries, I should get off my butt and go vote with the hopes that the lines would be shorter for early voting than on primary day. Oh was I wrong, how very very wrong.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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If you enjoy Bush-Cheney gay makeout session nightmares, this is for you. [Pic]

“Oh yes evil one, oh yes, kiss my blubbering monkey mouth” … “Oh G, can I call you G? Your lips are so soft and supple to the touch.”

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hillary Clinton defeated… by coffee maker [Politics Suck]

Hillary has faced many tough opponents this year, but none so tough as a regular gas station coffee maker. She can’t remember the last time she shot a gun or pumped her own gas and it’s doubtful she’s ever made her own coffee. Too bad that coffee maker isn’t a sniper or she’d totally […]

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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William Henry Harrison was stupid [Pic]

If you don’t get this one, William Henry Harrison was our nation’s shortest-lived president because he decided that for his inauguration in the middle of a rainstorm in January that he was going to dress like it was July. For his stupidity, he contracted pneumonia and died shortly thereafter.

30Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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What will the presidential candidates look like after 4 hard years of the White House? [Politics Suck]

We all know that being President of the US is a pretty tough job. And we’ve seen presidents age more quickly than they might otherwise from the stress of the job. Even George W, who has done his best to try and do as little as possible and keep his work days stress […]

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Clinton, Obama and McCain on WWE RAW prove just how unhip they are [Politics Suck]

Yes, even Obama can be un-hip at times. On tonight’s WWE RAW, each of the three remaining presidential candidates will get a few seconds to appeal to the beer swilling retard vote. And as you can see from the following spoiler vid, all three of them swing and miss horribly in terms of coming off as “with it”.

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Playing the what-if casting game with Oliver Stone’s George W. biopic [Politics Suck]

Decent filmmaker turned film attention whore Oliver Stone, director of such political and socially charged films as Natural Born Killers, JFK and World Trade Center has turned his attention to the life and times of George W. Bush. So far, his casting has made news with moves such as casting Josh Brolin as George […]

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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How To: Make your own 2008 Election paper finger puppets [Politics Suck]

Find PDFs here to make your own bickering paper finger puppets for each of the 3 remaining contenders in the 2008 Election. The most fun you can have with John McCain without being indicted for war crimes.

8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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People of NC, ask Hillary any question [Politics Suck]

It’s our turn, people of North Carolina.  The Democratic race may come down to our lowly state, squashed between Virgina, South Carolina and Tennessee.  We have 115 delegates up for grabs and after Pennsylvania, we’re number 1, baby.  Number one.  Indiana, North Dakota, Puerto Rico– all small change.  And so Hillary Clinton, in her march […]

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Hot chicks of the GOP. More or less. [Politics Suck]

The Republican Party– the party of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Jesse Helms and that guy from Idaho with the wide stance. The party of rich old white people and crazy young Christians. The party of anti-abortion, hawkish foreign policy and family values. These are the stereotypes. Despite the image that […]

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Stupid boy Hamas puppet kills stupid Bush puppet [I Heart TV]

On a kids show in the Gaza Strip, a young boy puppet stabs a puppet George W. Bush with the “Sword of Islam” and says that the White House has been turned into a mosque.  All this video proves is that Hamas really sucks at puppetry.  Really bad.

2Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Mike Gravel covers Helter Skelter. Yes really. [Politics Suck]

Is the world ready for an acid-dropping Shatnerrific leader like Mike Gravel? Here he is covering Paul McCartney’s Helter Skelter.

2Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Hillary is fucking Obama [Politics Suck]

A hilarious video, set to Sarah Silverman’s classic “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck”.

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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La Pequeña Hillary Clinton [Politics Suck]

The internet’s favorite Chilean midget tranny is back with a creepy song and dance and “do me in the butt” as Hillary Clinton.  She should have totally brought her out on stage in Texas instead of that kid dressed as a mariachi.

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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