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Free Movie Friday: In Lies We Trust- The CIA, Hollywood and Bioterrorism [I Heart Movies]

Fasten your tinfoil hats on tight– this week’s movie is all about how The White House, the CIA and megacorps have an iron grip on you and your life and how we’re all screwed. While I’m all for sticking it to the man and questioning everything, why for fuck’s sake can’t conspiracy nuts do decent […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Two Face in The Dark Knight revealed– and boy is he nasty looking [I Heart Movies]

Aaron Eckhart, who plays Harvey Dent and therefore Two Face in The Dark Knight has already said that viewers will be in for a grisly shock when they feast their eyes on the DA turned evil villain and it’s pretty damn nasty.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Vintage XXX posters found on eBay [I Heart Kink]

Googly moogly! It’s a 51 photo Flickr photostream of vintage XXX movie posters from the 60s and 70s.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Free Movie Friday: Final Fantasy VII- Advent Children [I Heart Movies]

This week on Free Movie Friday, we have the full version of the Final Fantasy movie that doesn’t suck ass– Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Okay, so it’s not gonna be on anyone’s top 100 best movies of all time list, but it’s not bad. Yes, the plot is really thin and the […]

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Muppet Pulp Fiction: Say what one more god damn time [I Heart Movies]

This is a fun internet classic– take the trailer for Pulp Fiction, add Muppets and give a vigorous shake and you get– Muppet Fiction, a true work of genius. I love the use of Dr. Teeth as Marsellus Wallace.

30Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Batman vs The Dark Knight trailers… why so similar? [I Heart Movies]

I’m not sure why it took so long for someone to make this comparison, but in as far as I know, unaltered trailers of Tim Burton’s Batman versus The Dark Knight, the two trailers appear to be pretty much shot-for-shot exactly alike. Not that this is a bad thing.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Know your Internets: Bad Spock Drawings [Art]

The Bad Spock Drawings Blog has been around for some time now and in that time has amassed quite a spectacular collection of bad and badly hilarious drawings of Star Trek’s Mister Spock.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Zombie snails, zombie grasshoppers, zombies versus sharks [The More You Know]

If you couldn’t get enough of Cannibal Holocaust, here’s some short videos showcasing zombies in their natural state– there’s a zombie fighting a shark from Zombi and then two real-life examples– parasites that turn snails and grasshoppers into zombies so they can spread their eggs. Nature is fucked up.

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Free Movie Friday: CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST [I Heart Movies]

I can’t tell you how excited I was to find this movie on Google Video. This is an absolute classic of cheesy B-zombie movie history that I hadn’t seen until today. The film, a touching tale of adventurers in the Amazon who come across a tribe of undead flesh eaters, was banned in […]

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Short film classics: Bambi meets Godzilla (1969) [I Heart Movies]

In this classic animated short by Marv Newland from 1969, Bambi’s peaceful grazing is suddenly interrupted… by the King of Monsters. Newland produced this short while in college and later went on to have a successful animating career with The Children’s Television Workshop, MTV and Nickelodeon as well as working on Gary Larson’s Tales […]

24Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

All the films of Quentin Tarantino edited together [I Heart Movies]

I admit it, I’m a huge Tarantino nut. I can’t count how many times I’ve seen Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. Wasn’t too impressed by Death Proof for the most part, but eh, you win some you lose some. Here’s all of Tarantino’s films edited into 4 minutes of awesomeness.

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Star Wars Lego gangster rap [I Heart Internets]

So… how many times can you recycle a tired old Internet meme? The original Star Wars rap has been done and redone and redone. But god help me, I still find it awesome. I can’t help it, it’s probably a chemical imbalance. So is it better in Legos? It’s not worse. /dance

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Free Movie Friday: Eddie Murphy Raw [I Heart Movies]

Probably some of the funniest stand up ever, certainly one of Eddie Murphy’s best. It’s raw, it’s nasty, it’s vile, it’s offensive and it’s side-splitting hilarious. Eddie Murphy’s classic in it’s full version, all 1 hour 28 minutes of it.

18Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

First look at Scarlett from the GI Joe movie [The Daily Hotness]

We now have the first glance– and you might take a second or third or fourth glance– at Rachel Nichols in the role of Scarlett. In the cartoon as I remember, she was pretty hot for a cartoon chick, but this is… a whole new level. Hey miss, can I touch your crossbow?

18Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Playing the what-if casting game with Oliver Stone’s George W. biopic [Politics Suck]

Decent filmmaker turned film attention whore Oliver Stone, director of such political and socially charged films as Natural Born Killers, JFK and World Trade Center has turned his attention to the life and times of George W. Bush. So far, his casting has made news with moves such as casting Josh Brolin as George […]

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Hotness detected. Autobots, roll out! [The Daily Hotness]

In this still from Transformers, Megan Fox gives Bumblebee some good lovin’. Oh to be a dilapidated old Camaro…

12Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Free Movie Friday: Triumph of the Will [I Heart Movies]

In 1936, the Nazi party of Germany, as part of the fanfare of the ‘36 Berlin Olympics, invented the idea of the Olympic torch run as a way to spread the Nazi name and fake mythological ideas around the world. With the aid of the more or less official Nazi director and cinematographer Leni Riefenstahl, […]

11Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Hot Chicks: It’s Jack Chick the movie [I Heart Movies]

We’ve featured Jack Chick cartoons, or Chick parodies a couple times here at IHC, the most recent being the History of LSD done as a Jack Chick cartoon. Thanks to that article, an IHC user named Howard tipped us off to the existence of a movie based on the works of Chick, the most widely […]

10Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Monday shorts: Asteroid! (1981) [I Heart Movies]

In this independent short sci-fi film from 1981, a group of explorers start mining on an asteroid only to have a big evil corporation come along and try and push them off the rock. The film was shot on Super 8 and used an Apple IIE for its special effects.

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

MST3K Sunday: A double-dose of Corman [I Heart TV]

This week’s MST3K movie is Night of the Blood Beast, and it’s safe to safe that there is a suck trifecta in play here. First off, the short film at the beginning makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. But the true horror lies in the credits of Night of the Blood Beast. This movie was produced […]

6Apr2008 | delsydsoftware | 1 comment | Continued