Misc.

Moment of Zen: Cats on a treadmill [Video]

Stop whatever you’re doing, because it can’t possibly be as cool as watching two cats on a treadmill. Stop right now. You need a break, anyway.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Fake 10 year old writes serial killers, celebs– crazylarity ensues [I Heart Internets]

In the late ’90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Moment of Zen: A dog trying to get up a plastic slide [Video]

In today’s Moment of Zen, we see a dog trying and trying and trying and trying to get up a child’s plastic slide. You might ask why does this dog want so bad to go up the slide backwards? Because going up the slide backwards is AWESOME.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard [Video]

Nothing wrong with big girls showing it all off and shaking that booty. At least she’s not afraid to show it off.

22Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: A cat cuddling a horse [Video]

In today’s super cute moment, we’ve got a cat cuddling all over a horse. The cat could really, really love that horse or it could consider the horse just a big piece of furniture. In any case, this video also includes a Swedish kid’s song that’s pretty annoying, so turn down your speakers unless you […]

18Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of zen: A cat playing a theremin [Video]

Cats are naturally curious creatures, so when presented with a theramin, it’s no surprise that a reasonably intelligent cat would be intrigued by its curious tones. Here’s a cat getting the most out of the odd sci-fi noises produced by moving its paws through the electrical field.

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Professor Randy Pausch’s “Last Lecture” [I Heart Tech]

If you were told that you had pancreatic cancer, and that you only had months to live, what would you do? What if you were also one of the pioneers of Virtual Reality research, a professor, and a father of three? Professor Randy Pausch at Carnegie-Mellon University was in that situation, and he decided to […]

7Apr2008 | delsydsoftware | 1 comment | Continued

Moment of Zen: WTF is up with Scandinavian guys and their Strechline jeans? [Misc.]

Apparently one of the big things this year in men’s fashion in Scandinavia are skin-tight jeans. I know this because through my tidal wave of RSS feeds that I pour through each day, I keep seeing these fucking videos of Scandinavian guys showing off their ass in skin-tight jeans. And now you can suffer. This […]

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of zen: A horse brushing his teeth [Video]

It’s Friday, so it’s about time we had another little moment of zen as we move into the weekend. Today, we have a horse giving himself a vigorous tooth cleaning with his gigantic fucking tongue.

28Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Website review: Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century [I Heart Internets]

If you can’t get enough of spectacular ’staches, Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century is your key to stachegasm. All the greats are here, with commentary and adoration as are little known wearers of fabulous mustaches. Bone up on your mustache (and muttonchop sideburn) history because one day when the mighty mustache makes a comeback, you’ll be prepared.

10Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Moment of Zen: A hedgehog stuck in a cardboard tube [Pic]

Apparently, hedgehogs can’t resist sticking their nose in dark places to see what they can find (yeah that sounds gross already)… so to a hedgehog, a cardboard tube is irresistible and they often get stuck like this. Stupid hedgehogs.

28Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

And the award for worst cartoon product placement goes to the Spongebob Musical Rectal Thermometer [I Heart TV]

Stick this one in your Bikini Bottom… of all the bad cartoon licensed products over the years, this one has to take the cake. It’s a rectal thermometer… that plays music when you stick it in your pooper… with Spongebob Squarepants on it. Some kid, years from now is gonna end up with a seriously […]

24Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: Cute Korean toddler singing Beatles songs [Video]

This kid is barely learning his native language and he already can hold a guitar and sing “Hey Jude” in its entirety.

23Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

☛☠☢☣☤☭☮☯ ᕯ ᴁ ᴥ ℞ ℻ ↠ ↬ ⌨ ␆ ☃ ★ [I Heart Internets]

A complete list of all the HTML special characters. So when you’re trying to impress the ladies in Yahoo chat rooms, you don’t just have to settle for @~~}~~~. Or you can keep up with your shitty @ and never get laid. Your choice.

21Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Beards: The new hotness [Video]

Recently, the Chicago Tribune wrote an article on how beards are making a big comeback. I recently grew a beard, but no because it’s cool or anything, but because I like to change my look up every few years and well, I had never had a true beard before, so I thought why not. Men […]

17Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: A baby hedgehog eating a carrot [Video]

I don’t care how cynical you are, this is cute. Scoff at it now, but you’ll be sending this to your girlfriend or wannabe girlfriend soon enough and she’ll think you’re the best guy ever.

15Feb2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Get these cats out of my house plzthx [Misc.]

Recently, my wife has been into adopting rescued cats and fostering cats up for adoption. Fortunately, we have a spare room in the house that is good for getting stinked up. And fostering 5 cats can stink up a room pretty quickly.

11Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Moment of Zen: Lay’s Salt and Vinegar Chips [Misc.]

Today I had a bag of Lay’s Salt and Vinegar chips for lunch. That and a can of Vienna sausages. I’m a huge fan of salt and vinegar potato chips and for the first time today, I noticed on that friendly blue bag the words “with artificial flavors”. Artificial flavors? For […]

6Feb2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

We got jokes [Misc.]

I love good jokes, you love good jokes, your mom… well she is a joke. These jokes were snagged from the latest massive joke thread on Reddit, which you can see here, but here’s some of the best.
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance. So […]

31Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued

Cheeseburger in a Can: It’s better than bad it’s good [Stupid]

This is one of those defining moments in the human race where one realizes that we’re either in a Golden Age or on our way out and the German cheeseburger in a can is living breathing proof. Coming in at close to $8 US for this gastro-abomination, it’s made by the German camping supply […]

30Jan2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued