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The 7.5 commandments all video games should obey [I Heart Games]

There are seven basic rules that your game should follow. Some games have been able to ignore some of these commandments and still be fun, but it doesn’t mean that they couldn’t have squeezed quite a bit more fun out of them had they been followed.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Today is Mother’s Day and it’s MILFtastic: Five hot celebrity MILFs [The Daily Hotness]

Today on Mother’s Day, we don’t want to celebrate your mom. I don’t know your mom, but she’s probably a nagging bitch. Instead, we’ve got a very special Daily Hotness with a collection of super hot celebrity MILFs. We love hot moms.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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10 obscure words you can use to insult people [I Heart Top 10s]

Having a rich vocabulary is a wonderful thing and expanding one’s vocabulary is always a virtue, especially when you’re expanding your vocabulary for the purpose of insulting people when they have no idea that you’re insulting them.

6May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Freak of Nature Sunday: A look at several of God’s mistakes [The More You Know]

This Sunday, we celebrate some of the best freaks of nature that have graced the Internet– God’s minor and not-so-minor mistakes if you will. From the world’s tallest man, to the girl born with no face to the werewolf family of Mexico, this is the kind of thing that 100 years ago, people would pay good money to see at the circus.

4May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Five cats that look like Wilford Brimley [I Heart Top 10s]

We love Wilford Brimley and we love cats. And we love the DIABEETUS cat, so here’s several more cats and their Briimleyesque faces.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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10 of the worst looking sites on the web [I Heart Internets]

Ready your eyes– here’s ten of the most fantastically awful websites on the Internet. Just ten of them, though there are many more that can’t be counted.

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
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The best “How To” blowjob videos from Youtube [How To]

Thanks to video sharing sites like Youtube, anyone and everyone can give advice on how to suck a good dick these days. Without any nudity or explicit content, all it takes is a camera and a willingness to get your message to the masses and just maybe one day someone will be getting their knob sucked just the right way thanks to your advice.

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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12 ways to survive the impending Depression II: Electric Booglaoo [How To]

Some might take the realistic view that a second Great Depression isn’t just around the corner.  However, we like to scare the crap out of you and give you reason to harass your family about their incorrect ways of living.  Some might say that the people who swear that another Depression is inevitable are kooks, […]

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Seven easy ways to crash Internet Explorer 6 [I Heart Internets]

If you’ve visited IHC using Internet Explorer 6, you’ve probably noticed that this site is broken in IE6 and it’s supposed to be that way.  Because IE6 is the dark evil bane on the Internet experience.  IE6’s heart is full of pain and hate and it was designed by retarded capuchin monkeys to be the […]

11Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued
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The 10 best celebrity knock-off sex dolls [I Heart Top 10s]

One of the most thrilling moments I’m sure in the career of a Hollywood actress is when you make it big enough that some company wants to rip off your likeness to make a hideous blow-up sex doll so that your fans can fill your plastic “three holes of pleasure” with their diseased spunk.

9Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Hot Thespian action: The 10 greatest moments in porn acting (SFW-ish) [I Heart Kink]

Admit it, you watch porn just for the high theatrical quality.  Right?  Right.  Okay, so the reason that the adult industry has their own acting awards is that it makes them feel better because no one in porn is going to win an Oscar any time soon, but reading lines with conviction and getting into […]

8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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10 hints you’re about to get your ass fired [Work Sucks]

When someone gets fired, very rarely does it just happen out of the blue with no warning whatsoever.  Usually there’s a period of ramp up to getting the axe, even if your superiors deny it– a breakdown in communication, increased hostility, reworking of departments in odd ways.  So what are the signs that your job […]

6Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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10 good reasons not to exercise [Work Sucks]

Like many people, I work in an office where everyone seems to be all into exercise– c’mon let’s go to the gym, let’s workout, let’s play basketball, let’s play raquetball etc etc.  However, like many people, I have far too many other pressing things to let shit like exercise and healthy living stand in my […]

4Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Top 10 Quotes Against Work [Work Sucks]

For those days you really need an excuse to take the day off, thanks to the genius who put this Top 10 Quotes list together, you can tell your boss in style!

19Mar2008 | Jonesy | 0 comments | Continued
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We’ve got bush: The top 10 female full-frontal nude scenes (NSFW) [I Heart Movies]

One of the best things that’s ever happened to movies was the rating system.  Suddenly, all you had to do was slap an R rating on a film and voila!– all the hair pie and dick and blood and nipples you could want.  Well, almost.  In celebration of the fleeting moment of joy, the bush […]

9Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 6 comments | Continued