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Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno [The More You Know]

Isabella Rossellini’s series of short films on animal sex from the Sundance Channel are now available online. They may be a little artsy for some, but they’re fun and incredibly informative and just a little bit kinky and funny. In these short films, Ms. Rossellini dresses up as a variety of creatures from the insect […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Vintage XXX posters found on eBay [I Heart Kink]

Googly moogly! It’s a 51 photo Flickr photostream of vintage XXX movie posters from the 60s and 70s.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Caught jerking off by mom- sex health clip from the 1970s [I Heart Kink]

I don’t know… I’ve always found this clip just disturbing as hell. The idea of your mom walking in on you is bad enough, but when she starts saying shit like “I saw what you were doing, it felt good didn’t it?”, that’s the stuff that nightmares and therapy are made of.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

This post is brought to you by the letter V: A girl plays a violin with her vayjay (NSFW) [Video]

This young woman is quite talented. So talented in fact, she can play “Mary Had a Little Lamb” on the violin while holding the bow in her clam. Ed McMahon would be speechless. NSFW.

26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued

I Was a Whore: what most music videos should look like (NSFW) [I Heart Music]

This music video by indie rock band Shallow Grave for their new single, I Was a Whore, has everything you’d want in a music video: halfway decent music, trippy camera effects and oh yeah– explicit sex scenes. You know, what’s only implied on MTV but they can’t actually show. NSFW.

26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How to: Tell if she’s a hooker or a cop [How To]

Say it’s a Friday night and you’re looking for some action if you know what I mean and you go downtown to see what sort of action a man can buy, but you don’t want to end up as a mugshot in the local paper. How do you know who’s a cop and who’s […]

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

They call him “Cunt Smasher” [I Heart Kink]

This has to be the most bizarre (yet Safe For Work) video of a male stripper I’ve ever seen– there’s big 80s hair, leather wear covered in giant steel spikes and he dances seductively with a pair of sai. And his name is the Cunt Smasher, did I mention that? I only mention […]

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Dragons like to have sex with cars. [I Heart Kink]

I guess it’s Having Sex with Cars Day on IHC. Well, to be honest, it’s all Delsyd’s fault. He’s an avid Jalopnik reader and the whole dragon-car porn thing has become a bit of a staple joke over there and so when he sent me the link to the “Car Fuckers” Kids in the Hall […]

22Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued

Dildos from all over the animal kingdom [I Heart Kink]

If you’re a dildo connoisseur, or if you’re just curious as to how other males in the animal kingdom are packing, Zoofur’s animal dildo collection might just be your thing. Bored to death with human fists and giant human-shaped dongs? Why not try getting fucked by a dolphin or a tiger or a dragon?

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued

First 4D video of sex from the inside [The More You Know]

We’ve seen video cameras attached to dicks, but until now, we’ve never seen sex in full time-lapse ultrasonic 3D. In an attempt to better understand the simple but poorly misunderstood act of sex, a scientist in London and one very brave couple have used a time-lapse 3D ultrasound to film sex from the inside.

18Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 6 comments | Continued

Hot Alien vs. Predator pr0n [I Heart Kink]

When you start looking into the world of bondage and fetish porn, you come across some seriously weird shit. But this has to take the cake. Sure there’s Furries and people who like to stretch their assholes out to insane sizes and lop off their balls with a dull butter knife for fun, but when […]

17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The China Vagina collection: Fancy plates with pretty lady parts [I Heart Kink]

Say it’s your grandmother’s birthday. Or your son’s high school graduation, or just a nice night alone with your special someone. You want to have a dinner that’s special and unforgettable, right? So why settle for stupid old boring plates when you could have fancy China painted with vaginas?

17Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

How many naked Japanese girls fit in a phone booth? (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

It’s the question that’s plagued the minds of great thinkers since the dawn of time– a whole slew of naked Japanese girls, one phone booth, lots of poorly pixilated muff being squashed against the backs of necks.

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued

The 10 best celebrity knock-off sex dolls [I Heart Top 10s]

One of the most thrilling moments I’m sure in the career of a Hollywood actress is when you make it big enough that some company wants to rip off your likeness to make a hideous blow-up sex doll so that your fans can fill your plastic “three holes of pleasure” with their diseased spunk.

9Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Hot Thespian action: The 10 greatest moments in porn acting (SFW-ish) [I Heart Kink]

Admit it, you watch porn just for the high theatrical quality. Right? Right. Okay, so the reason that the adult industry has their own acting awards is that it makes them feel better because no one in porn is going to win an Oscar any time soon, but reading lines with conviction and getting into […]

8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

F1 boss Max Mosley’s Nazi hooker orgy [News]

There’s sex scandals and then there’s sex scandals. There’s sex tapes and then there’s sex tapes. Paris Hilton sucking a dick? Big deal. Eliot Spitzer getting caught hookerin’? Whatever. 5 hour sex tape of Formula 1 boss Max Mosley in a Nazi role-playing hooker orgy? Wow, that’s news. And that’s something that won’t quietly go […]

1Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The internet– helping people break Muslim law one dirty picture at a time [I Heart Internets]

You had to know that something like this existed on the internet– Erotic Jilbab is an amateur porn site for guys that love hot Muslim girls wearing nothing but a hijab or the top half of a burqa. The site has all candids, either taken by the girl herself or by a boyfriend or someone.

31Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The best female orgasm compilation ever (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

11 minutes of the best real female orgasm vids. (for free, as if we charge you anything) And not those fake fucking porn star “omg I think I’m coming” things, but real chicks, real orgasms. You can tell by the twitching and the juicy freshness.

29Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Know your Thai ladyboys: Interview with veteran ladyboy photographer, Captain Outrageous [I Heart Kink]

You may have heard rumors on the Internets of the existence of pictures of Thai male to female transsexuals, or ladyboys as they’re sometimes known, but you may be utterly shocked to find out that there are plenty of people out there that make good money as ladyboy photographers. One photographer, known as Captain Outrageous […]

25Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Before roofies, there was Hai Karate [I Heart TV]

Kids nowadays are so spoiled. If they want to score on a date, they can just drop some cheap Mexican tranquilizers in their date’s drink and it’s off to the races. Back in the late 60’s, unattractive men had to work a bit harder. They might have to settle for even more unattractive women, which […]

20Mar2008 | delsydsoftware | 0 comments | Continued