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Save a pixilated raptor from extinction in Dino Run [I Heart Games]

This little game from PixelJam shouldn’t be as much fun as it is– run, jump, run, repeat… all to save a little yellow 8-bit dinosaur from the oncoming poisonous black cloud of extinction. But the controls are good, the suspense is there– all perfect for wasting a few precious minutes of your weekend.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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2 Girls, 1 Cup: the tattoo [Pic]

Wow.  Try explaining that one to the grandkids some day.  “You see, there was this video on what we called at the time ‘the internet’…”  Possibly NSFW.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Best of the Week I just dont fucking know edition [I Heart Internets]

What went down this week at IHC? You only wish you were here! Live vicariously through the Best of the Week!

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Stomp my scale model trains and share in my imitation crab meat [Pic]

In this screenshot from Philly Craigslist, an older gentleman is looking for another gentleman to come over for some (non-gay) sensual touching, some sexy model train smashing and oh, he has imitation crab meat he wants you to take home once the whole thing is over.  As in “I got molested by an old man […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
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Google Street View sabatoge [I Heart Internets]

Many people have expressed privacy concerns over Google’s Street View, which is pretty fucking stupid really in my opinion. But some clever bastards in Alaska have realized that all it takes is a plastic shopping bag to hide your street from Google’s prying eyes.

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Internet Classics: Fun with an iron soccer ball [I Heart Internets]

In this classic from the vaults of the internets, some kids trick other kids into taking a punt at an iron soccer ball.  I’m sure some toes were broken in this process, but it’s still incredibly funny.  At least it is to me.  And that’s all that counts.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Anonymous shows that the Scientology e-meter is a load of crap [I Heart Internets]

Anonymous, the anonymous Internet group hell-bent on bringing Scientology to its sharp knees recently posted this vid on Youtube showing that one of the key tools in bringing others into the Scientological fold– the body of Christ as it were, the e-meter– is a complete load of hooey that just measures galvanic skin response– the […]

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Old people sing folk songs about LOLcats [Stupid]

Just to prove that I hate you and I want to rape your ears until they bleed, here’s a video of a couple of old, out-of-touch folk singer type people singing a song about the “LOLcats” they saw on the “interwebs”.  Just remember, there’s still 6 days left in the week and I can do […]

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Think you could use just one more toolbar? [Pic]

Just one… more… toolbar in Firefox… I know I can squeeze just one more in there somewhere, dammit.

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The most pathetic, scariest person on the Internet: found. [I Heart Internets]

This guy’s belly is so big, it’s taken on a life of its own and starting eating potato chips.  Welcome again to Nightmare Saturday.  For even better nightmarey goodness, play it fullscreen. I dunno, I think I was that awkward and stupid at one point in my life. Though I never showed the […]

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Making awesome fonts just became dog easy with FontStruct [I Heart Internets]

Fonts don’t just grow on trees you know– they’re made out of the sweat and tears of a tedious and grueling process. Well, at least they were. Until FontStruct came around, not but less than a month ago. FontStruct is an online font-making app that makes font creation for anyone dirt damn easy.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Friday Weekly Roundup: Violins, vaginas, videos and more [Weekly Roundup]

How’s your week been? Mine has been pretty decent I suppose. This last week, we’ve had a little more NSFW stuff than normal and more videos. Why? No real reason really, that’s just the way things happen.

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Man with no balls wants you to sign his petition for his wife to let him play GTA IV [I Heart Games]

Is this what we’ve come to? Some guy that goes by the name of TheSven has been circulating an online petition because sob sob his wife won’t let him play GTA IV. What, is he five years old? Does he wear diapers to bed at night?

30Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Fake 10 year old writes serial killers, celebs– crazylarity ensues [I Heart Internets]

In the late ’90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Glossary of rude emoticons [I Heart Internets]

Sooner or later, no matter who you are, someone on the internet will piss you off beyond the point that mere frowny emoticons such as >:( will suffice. That’s when you have to pull out the big guns and express your emoti-frustration in a more colorful fashion.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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In case of zombie attack, say it with an e-card [I Heart Internets]

One day it’s gonna happen– the undead will rise up and how will you warn your loved ones? With a phone call? The zombies will have anticipated that and taken out the phone lines. You’ll want to warn them with a sweet, but useful ecard.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Every episode of Starcade now online [I Heart TV]

From 1982 to 1984, the world was introduced to the world’s first video game TV game show– Starcade. Two teams of players or individuals would answer a series of video-game related quiz questions then take a shot at hundreds of different arcade games with the end goal of winning cash and an awesome arcade cabinet.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Know your Internets: Bad Spock Drawings [Art]

The Bad Spock Drawings Blog has been around for some time now and in that time has amassed quite a spectacular collection of bad and badly hilarious drawings of Star Trek’s Mister Spock.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Free Flash game: Typeracer [I Heart Games]

Typeracer is a game that you can play solo or against others where you type out a provided movie quote as quickly as possible in a race against time, each word pushing you closer to the finish line.

26Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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10 of the worst looking sites on the web [I Heart Internets]

Ready your eyes– here’s ten of the most fantastically awful websites on the Internet. Just ten of them, though there are many more that can’t be counted.

25Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 5 comments | Continued
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