I Heart Food

Mmmm boy… chicken fried bacon [I Heart Food]

Down in Snook, Texas, at a little place called Sodolack’s Original Country Inn, you can not only get bacon, but you can get bacon that’s been deep fried with a side of white gravy. This stuff just looks heart-stopping good. And as they say in the video, it’s your right as an American to eat […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

How To: Properly celebrate Cinco de Mayo [How To]

Sure Cinco de Mayo falls on a Monday this year, but that doesn’t mean you can’t party hardy well into Tuesday. Even if you’re not Mexican and have no idea about Mexican culture, don’t let this stop you from drinking yourself stupid, eating awesome Mexican food and beating the shit out of a pinata.

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How To: Make the perfect scrambled eggs [How To]

Sunday mornings are always perect days for a good homemade breakfast. In this video, Gordon Ramsey shows off how to make the absolute perfect scrambled eggs. I think I just came in my mouth a little.

4May2008 | cranberryzero | 9 comments | Continued

The most pathetic, scariest person on the Internet: found. [I Heart Internets]

This guy’s belly is so big, it’s taken on a life of its own and starting eating potato chips. Welcome again to Nightmare Saturday. For even better nightmarey goodness, play it fullscreen. I dunno, I think I was that awkward and stupid at one point in my life. Though I never showed the […]

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Dance of the Cupcakes [I Heart Food]

Some guy bakes a bunch of very yummy looking cupcakes and forgets to eat most of them. What is he to do? Throw them out? Nice try. He makes a stop-motion animated Fantasia of sorts, with yummy delicious cupcakes on his dining room table.

16Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Know your internet hoaxes: Chocolate babies [I Heart Internets]

Several years ago, the above pictures surfaced on the Internet with the story that these cute widdle infants weren’t sculptures but were made out of chocolate. Of course, there’s an instant repulsion to the very thought of eating something so cute and lifelike, so the story spread like wildfire. But they’re not made […]

8Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

How To: Order a beer in 50 languages [How To]

If ever you find yourself in say, Belarus, and really hankering for a beer, don’t be a noob and just walk up to the bar and yell “Gimme a beer!”… do as the locals do and ask for that pint in the local tongue.

5Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

How To: Cook chicken like Coolio [How To]

To conclude a week of mostly cooking How To’s, we have a lesson on how to cook a chicken like Coolio cooks a chicken. Okay, so this isn’t the most instructional cooking video ever. It’s more like Coolio putting up with the faux-gangster white boy antics of professional hilarious r-tard Andy Milonakus.

4Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How To: Bake dog poop cookies [How To]

After yesterday’s cat litter box cake, you might want to exact revenge on the bastard that baked that for you. How so? Dog poop cookies. Not made with real dog poop, because who wants the burden of running from the law just over a stupid batch of cookies? Follow the simple instructions in the video […]

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The lives of oranges is just filled with way too much drama [Pic]

The sad story of love lost, an orange betrayed, anger and jealousy. Poor oranges, they always get squeezed.

3Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How To: Make a cat litter box cake [How To]

Next time any cake-making occasion comes up, why go with a boring chocolate layer cake or Black Forest cake when you can make a cake that’s as ingenious as it is repulsive to eat… a cake that looks just like a used cat litter box.

2Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 7 comments | Continued

How To: Pour a perfect pint of Guinness [How To]

For lovers of Guinness, it’s not just a beer, it’s an experience that makes life worth living. And while you can get a close proximity to the real taste of a Guinness from a bottle, and bless them for trying, you haven’t actually tasted a Guinness until you’ve had one properly poured from the tap.

29Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Foods medieval chefs never would have used [I Heart Food]

We’re pretty sure what people in the middle ages ate and it was pretty damn boring. Usuallly unflavored meat of various sorts and stale bread. And that was about it. If you were down near the Mediterranean, it was fish and bread and that was about it. What didn’t they eat that are staples of modern cuisine?

26Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Cheesus - The Cheeto Jesus [I Heart Food]

A Youth Minister in Houston, Texas, chowing down on a bag of Cheetos, has discovered yet another image of a deity in an unusual place - Jesus in a Cheeto.

25Mar2008 | Jonesy | 1 comment | Continued

Andy Warhol eating a hamburger [Video]

It’s Andy Warhol… eating a hamburger from Burger King. And in typical fashion, it’s just him, chowing down on a hamburger, not saying anything for over 3 minutes. Because Andy Warhol was a dick.

23Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

How To: Make yummy Guinness cupcakes [How To]

So it’s the day after St. Patrick’s day, so what? Guinness is a fantastic choice of beverage any time of year and Guinness cupcakes are even fantasticer at any time of year.

18Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The most incredible story of modern war told through stop-motion food you’ll see today. [I Heart Food]

Starting from WWII, this fascinating, ingenious cartoon walks through warfare straight up to the present day. Never forget– these condiments don’t run.

10Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Obi Wan Cannoli you’re my only hope [I Heart Food]

Practically every single cheesy Star Wars / produce pun in a short Star Wars spoof video about the eeeevils of non-organic produce.

8Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Some people call it a chilito…I call it a chili cheese burrito… [I Heart Food]

For years, Taco Bell offered the chili-cheese burrito/chilito on the menu of all US Taco Bells. In fact, Taco Bell used to rule with an iron fist, forcing chain owners to adhere to the corporate menu. At some point, the bigwigs at TB decided to allow chain managers to have a say in what was […]

6Mar2008 | delsydsoftware | 2 comments | Continued

Japanese guy proves what’s good enough to be eaten is good enough to turn into a flute. [I Heart Music]

We’ve all heard people playing Mario themes and Zelda themes and Metroid themes ad nauseum… but… you’ve never heard the theme from the Ocarina of Time played on a carrot. Or nursery rhyme songs played on a cucumber, cabbage, broccoli or carrot panflute. YouTuber heita3 does all this in style. I only wish I knew […]

4Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued