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The 7.5 commandments all video games should obey [I Heart Games]

There are seven basic rules that your game should follow. Some games have been able to ignore some of these commandments and still be fun, but it doesn’t mean that they couldn’t have squeezed quite a bit more fun out of them had they been followed.

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Photo Chaos 4: Return of the Chaos [Photo Chaos]

Damn, where did April go? All of April went by without a Photo Chaos… so here’s a crapload of pics dumped on you to make up for it.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Freak of Nature Sunday: A look at several of God’s mistakes [The More You Know]

This Sunday, we celebrate some of the best freaks of nature that have graced the Internet– God’s minor and not-so-minor mistakes if you will. From the world’s tallest man, to the girl born with no face to the werewolf family of Mexico, this is the kind of thing that 100 years ago, people would pay good money to see at the circus.

4May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Primary fever hits NC on the last day of early voting [Politics Suck]

I, like apparently many others, figured that on this last day of early voting for the NC primaries, I should get off my butt and go vote with the hopes that the lines would be shorter for early voting than on primary day. Oh was I wrong, how very very wrong.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How to: Save money the IHC way! [How To]

I admit that I’m really really bad at saving money. But times are getting tough for most people, and it would probably be good if I at least gave it some effort. So here are some tips from IHC on how to save some bank this year.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

The best “How To” blowjob videos from Youtube [How To]

Thanks to video sharing sites like Youtube, anyone and everyone can give advice on how to suck a good dick these days. Without any nudity or explicit content, all it takes is a camera and a willingness to get your message to the masses and just maybe one day someone will be getting their knob sucked just the right way thanks to your advice.

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Creationists are stupid Sunday [The More You Know]

Arguing with a creationist generally isn’t worth your time, but with Ben Stein’s Expelled in theaters, it’s time to dust off the boots and give a rundown of why creationists are god damn morons.

20Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Playing the what-if casting game with Oliver Stone’s George W. biopic [Politics Suck]

Decent filmmaker turned film attention whore Oliver Stone, director of such political and socially charged films as Natural Born Killers, JFK and World Trade Center has turned his attention to the life and times of George W. Bush. So far, his casting has made news with moves such as casting Josh Brolin as George […]

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Seven easy ways to crash Internet Explorer 6 [I Heart Internets]

If you’ve visited IHC using Internet Explorer 6, you’ve probably noticed that this site is broken in IE6 and it’s supposed to be that way. Because IE6 is the dark evil bane on the Internet experience. IE6’s heart is full of pain and hate and it was designed by retarded capuchin monkeys to be the […]

11Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 4 comments | Continued

Hot chicks of the GOP. More or less. [Politics Suck]

The Republican Party– the party of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Jesse Helms and that guy from Idaho with the wide stance. The party of rich old white people and crazy young Christians. The party of anti-abortion, hawkish foreign policy and family values. These are the stereotypes. Despite the image that […]

7Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

10 good reasons not to exercise [Work Sucks]

Like many people, I work in an office where everyone seems to be all into exercise– c’mon let’s go to the gym, let’s workout, let’s play basketball, let’s play raquetball etc etc. However, like many people, I have far too many other pressing things to let shit like exercise and healthy living stand in my […]

4Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

Blast from the past: Make your own games in BASIC [I Heart Tech]

Time to get really old school and learn how to write and compile your own simple games in BASIC– just like the ones you used to get from the back of 3-2-1 Contact Magazine.

31Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

The best female orgasm compilation ever (NSFW) [I Heart Kink]

11 minutes of the best real female orgasm vids. (for free, as if we charge you anything) And not those fake fucking porn star “omg I think I’m coming” things, but real chicks, real orgasms. You can tell by the twitching and the juicy freshness.

29Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Foods medieval chefs never would have used [I Heart Food]

We’re pretty sure what people in the middle ages ate and it was pretty damn boring. Usuallly unflavored meat of various sorts and stale bread. And that was about it. If you were down near the Mediterranean, it was fish and bread and that was about it. What didn’t they eat that are staples of modern cuisine?

26Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

How To: Say no to weed and still look cool (uh, sort of) [How To]

From the sheriff’s office of Polk County, NC comes 77 ways to turn down weed and still look cool. At least, what a sheriff’s department in Bumfuck thinks is cool.

21Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Spotlight on: John Whitney, father of computer animation [I Heart Tech]

Back in the late 50’s, animator John Whitney was building up a reputation as one of the rising stars in animation. He was very interested in symmetry and patterns in nature, and he exploited these relationships in his animation. Using complicated machinery, he was able to produce beautiful patterns and forms on film. His machines […]

17Mar2008 | delsydsoftware | 1 comment | Continued

Fifteen minute celebrity roundup for March 08 [News]

If there’s one thing the world can’t get enough of, it’s 15 minute celebrities. Nothing fuels meaningless work conversation than talking shit about someone suddenly thrust into the spotlight with the knowledge they’ll just slip back into obscurity next week.

15Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued

IHC Scoops Time Magazine [Politics Suck]

I’m more than certain Time Magazine already has several covers lined up for some time in January 2009… some piece of news entertainment fluff to try and stab at the heart of an issue that most Americans really aren’t concerned about. However, IHC has beaten Time to the punch and created the three Time covers you’re most likely to see.

14Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued

Photo Chaos Tres [Photo Chaos]

It’s time for Round Three of stupid shit from the Internet. For some reason, this time there seems to be a skewed number of food-related entries. Don’t know what’s up with that.

13Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued

Is Hillary a monster? What are her stats? [Politics Suck]

In light of the recent fluffup of Hillary being called a monster by an Obama advisor, it got me thinking– if Hillary were a monster, or Obama or McCain for that matter, what would be their stats?

11Mar2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued