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Gorgeous poetry written by blacking out newspapers [Bad Poetry Day]

Absolutely stunning poetry created by blacking out all but a few choice words on newspaper pages. Great stuff.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Isabella Rossellini’s Green Porno [The More You Know]

Isabella Rossellini’s series of short films on animal sex from the Sundance Channel are now available online.  They may be a little artsy for some, but they’re fun and incredibly informative and just a little bit kinky and funny.  In these short films, Ms. Rossellini dresses up as a variety of creatures from the insect […]

8May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Salvador Dali was a great artist but also a commercial whore. Here’s the proof [Video]

For all the artistic greatness that Salvador Dali had in him, he also defined the artistic celebrity endorsement. Pay him a few bucks and he would have done a commercial for pretty much anything you want him too. At the time, many in the artistic community found his desire for attention whoredom a little sickening, but he was just ahead of his time.

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Metroid’s Samus and Princess Peach zombified [Pic]

What with the trend we’ve had lately of artistic reinterpretations of Nintendo characters, let’s have a look at what Princess Peach and Samus of Metroid would look like if they were undead. Braaaaains!

7May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How an O’Reilly animal is born [The More You Know]

One of the more interesting and endearing branding trends in book publishing is the O’Reilly animal. Those intricately drawn creatures staring up at you from the cover of a tech manual have become a staple of the geek world, but how are the animals chosen and how are they created?

5May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Underneath it all: Fantastic, gigantic pixel art [Pic]

An absolutely enormous, absolutely awesome piece of pixel art showing what’s really under the crust of the Earth. I wish I knew who did this, so I could give them credit and a big sloppy kiss.

4May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Vintage XXX posters found on eBay [I Heart Kink]

Googly moogly! It’s a 51 photo Flickr photostream of vintage XXX movie posters from the 60s and 70s.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Making awesome fonts just became dog easy with FontStruct [I Heart Internets]

Fonts don’t just grow on trees you know– they’re made out of the sweat and tears of a tedious and grueling process. Well, at least they were. Until FontStruct came around, not but less than a month ago. FontStruct is an online font-making app that makes font creation for anyone dirt damn easy.

3May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Pikachu’s a mom and it’s both a little cute and gross [Pic]

Hey look! It’s another Nintendo painting! This time, it’s Pikachu, if Pikachu were a mommy and gave birth to a litter of little baby Pikas. Pika pika!

2May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Gay rainbow Nazi unicorns are hardcore [Pic]

This is one of those tattoos I never imagined I would seriously see– a rainbow Nazi unicorn. It’s just fabulous in its paradoxicalness. Notice however, it’s on his ass. A real tough guy would have this tattooed on his face. Plus a bonus unicorn picture! Go unicorns!

1May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Bowser is a dino-chicken in real life [Pic]

Inspired by the realistic interpretations of Mario and Homer that have been circulating the internets lately, illustrator Marcus Blatterman took to Photoshop to paint what he thought Bowser might look like if he were a real creature– sort of like a big fat velociraptor with a shell.

29Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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How to: Undress Scarlett Johansson in Photoshop [How To]

You’re just here for the handy Photoshop tutorial, right?  Not the fake Scarlett Johansson boobies, right?  Of course you are.  Sit right down, get your lasso and your brush and take note of this great PS tutorial on turning clothes to flesh.

28Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
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Know your Internets: Bad Spock Drawings [Art]

The Bad Spock Drawings Blog has been around for some time now and in that time has amassed quite a spectacular collection of bad and badly hilarious drawings of Star Trek’s Mister Spock.

27Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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We found the guy that invented Comic Sans. Kill him! [Pic]

Every now and again, you run across a web comic that’s funny. Not most of the time, but once in a while ya do. Delsyd sent in this gem. This poorly drawn, but funny gem. Comic Sans– I do wish you would curl up and die somewhere.

24Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Paris Hilton: She without talent but famously anyway [Pic]

I just love this Japanese illustration of Paris Hilton for so many reasons– the bad English, the cute caricature and yes, her pet crab.

23Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
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Mickey Mouse just doesn’t want to live any more [Art]

It’s well known that there’s a long tradition of Disney animators having fun with their creations, usually just as relieving a little stress in the workplace.  Recently, a series of hand-drawn strips surfaced supposedly from the Walt himself, showing various ways that Mickey might try and kill himself when Minnie dumps him for his brother. […]

21Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Female anatomy in cross-stitch [Art]

If having fancy dinnerware with girl parts on them isn’t enough for you, try having some cross-stitched pillows lying around that are decorated with things like uteruses, fallopian tubes and breast tissue. Sure to be a hit next time the parents come over.
Click here to see the cross-stitching in their full glory via Craftster.

19Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Happy fun Soviet postcard from the 1960s [Pic]

This is part of a series of postcards for children from the Soviet Union in the 1960s.  Commie kids on the moon! Yay!

19Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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Banksy pulls off an incredibly ballsy piece of graffiti under the eye of CCTVs [Operation MF]

British graffiti artist Banksy, whose incredible street art, art pranks and mysterious persona have made him the Andy Warhol, Elvis and Ken Kesey of the modern art world has struck again– this time in Central London with a three-story high piece, all done right under the eye of a CCTV camera.
In the past year, Banksy […]

15Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
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The beautiful weird world of Rin Nadeshico [Art]

Quick, name two main qualities that must be present or implied in all modern Japanese art.  If you said school girls and tentacles, come forth and collect your prize.  While these are exactly what you might expect from Japanese art, no one does it better than illustrator Rin Nadeshico.  But Nadeshico doesn’t just limit himself […]

12Apr2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued