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FailDogs is full of Win [I Heart Internets]

Ah dammit… another missed opportunity.  First there was icanhazcheezburger.com… missed that one and then LOLcats for Obama… missed that one and now FailDogs.  FailDogs will probably at some point be as big as icanhazcheezburger, so get on the bandwagon now… unless there’s some sort of mass animal macro pic revolt… in which case you’re screwed.

4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Yeah, but can you still play Xbox while getting boned? [I Heart Kinky Shit]

The Wii has changed the way people play video games for worse or better, and apparently changed how some people get it on.  If you think playing Wii Bowling is too easy, try keeping the Wiimote steady while you’re getting penetrated from behind.  Yeah, not so easy now, huh?  Click on the faux-vid above to […]

4Mar2008 | cbz | 2 comments | Continued
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Ever-growing list of obsolete job skills [Work Sucks]

If the strongest skill on your resume is VCR repair, programming in Prolog or adjusting the heads on a 9-track player, maybe it’s time to go back to community college and get some real skills.  Thankfully, there’s obsoleteskills.com, a quickly growing database of skills that no one needs anymore or won’t need in the future.
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4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Castle Thunder: the lightning strike that rocked a thousand movies [I Heart Movies]

You may have heard of the Wilhelm Scream, a stock scream that’s been used in endless movies, but even cooler is the Castle Thunder sound, which has brought bodies back to life, helped bring down Darth Vader and even altered the fabric of spacetime itself.  Just a few of the more famous uses of this […]

4Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Monday Failercoaster: Several vids of people and their epic fail [Video]

Good Monday morning!  To get your week started off right, here’s several videos of people who are having worse days than you are.

3Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Trent Reznor drops surprise massive album on the Internet for free [I Heart Music]

Just hours ago, Trent Reznor surprised many by suddenly releasing a massive 36-track instrumental Nine Inch Nails album on the Internet, with the first 9 songs available as a free DRM-free download and the remaining tracks for only $5.

3Mar2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Redheads on rooftops and whiskers on kittens… [The Daily Hotness]

These are a few of my faaavorite things…

3Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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In Russia, women wrestle you! [Pics]

In ancient times, men wrestled each other as part of coming of age rituals, for entertainment or to test feats of strength.  These days, scantily clad women wrestle each other in oil and sweat in large inflatable rings for the titillation of the drunken masses.  Civilized life, ain’t it grand?

3Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Learn how to flip burgers with this raptastic Wendy’s training video from the 80s [I Heart Food]

As much as I harbor a nostalgia for the 1980s, it was a really weird fucking decade.  In this Wendy’s training video from the time, a kid learns how to do things like properly salt Wendy’s square patties juuust right from a too-cool-for-school rapper that pops out of the TV/VCR combo thing.  Not that training […]

3Mar2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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New theory suggests that cannibalism did in the Neanderthals [News]

To all those out there who argue that Soylent Green was onto something– that if we were practical folks, we wouldn’t do silly things like bury the sick and dead but eat them– it turns out that may have been exactly what killed off the Neanderthals.

3Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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IHC Movie Review: Blowjob School (NSFW) [I Heart Kinky Shit]

In 1980, well before the world was introduced to such film classics as Ski School and Dental School, France had the jump on everybody with the adult classic, Blowjob School.  I don’t need to tell you that this involves bad hairdos, cute French girls and blowjobs.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 2 comments | Continued
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You want new boobs? Here’s your new boobs. [I Heart Internets]

One of the best things about the Internet is the ability to bring people together… to bring together morons from all corner of the Earth in Yahoo Answers for example to share their idiocy in an attempt to solidify it into fact.  Or… or, even better, to bring together those who want breast implants with […]

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Genuine Gay Toothbrushes [Pic]

Don’t put anything in your mouth unless it’s guaranteed Gay.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Mythbuster’s Kari Byron cutting down trees the fun way– with a minigun [Video]

Say you need a tree that needs cutting down.  You could do it the old fashioned way, with an axe and plenty of elbow grease, or you could do it the Mythbusters way, with a mounted minigun that shoots 3000 30 caliber rounds per minute.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Are you a pants man??!! [JapanWTF]

Yes, it’s that video– the bizarre Japanese potty training video with the baby tiger singing to his poop and then waving good bye to it as it goes down the toilet.  “Oh my bottom feels strange!”

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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The most bizarre parody of the USA for Africa “We are the World” singalong you’ll see today [JapanWTF]

Okay for one, Ii thought the “We are the World” telethon singalong stopped being fodder for parody like fifteen years ago.  And for B), uh I didn’t think that I’ve ever seen so much bad English combined with Japanese blackface ever in my life, but here it is.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Do not taunt Christina Aguilera’s Happy Baby Fun Bags [The Daily Hotness]

Christina Aguilera is hot, family-sized post-pregnancy boobs are even hotter, even with the veininess.  That’s where the vitamins live.  It’s a fact, look it up on Wikipedia.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Don’t put it in your mouth [Video]

This is a message from Concerned Children’s Advertisers… hey kids, don’t put anything in your mouth without asking an adult first if it’s okay.  Signed, the freaky blue demon puppets that will eat your soul as soon as you close your eyes.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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Adam Carolla to host Top Gear USA? [I Heart TV]

According to who?  According to him, at least.  On his show on KSLX this morning, Carolla announced that he will be one of the presenters when America gets another shot at trying to replicate the best damn show ever on TV.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 1 comment | Continued
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Join the world’s largest gathering of people dressed as video game characters [I Heart Games]

What are you going to be doing on March 18?  If you’re going to be in the London, England area by chance, you might want to stop by and be part of the world’s largest gathering of people dressed as characters from video games.

2Mar2008 | cbz | 0 comments | Continued
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