Archive for cranberryzero
What’s happening to my genitals? The best sex-ed video ever. [The More You Know]
There’s an inherit silliness in sex-ed videos, but when you put one together with a talking penis named Pauly and a vagina that looks like a wrinkly old woman, the end result is comedy gold. In this video, Pauly Penis talks about what happens when a boy goes through puberty. You won’t ever […]
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Star Wars Lego symphony [I Heart Movies]
This is a great short animation showing Darth Vader leading a symphony of Stormtroopers playing the Imperial March. Isn’t little Lego Darth Vader so fucking cute with his stubby little legs? Awww isn’t that just so god damn cute?
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
New R-rated trailer for Tropic Thunder [I Heart Movies]
The new red-band trailer for Tropic Thunder… what looks like it could be Ben Stiller’s funniest movie to date.
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sunset on Gallifrey and other fantastic Doctor Who concept art [I Heart TV]
It’s really too bad that the planet Gallifrey was lost in the Time War in Doctor Who… or incredibly convenient from a BBC budget standpoint. With all the sad speeches by David Tennant about his obliterated homeworld, nothing will make me satisfied until we actually see the damn thing. With all the other poppycock and […]
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Presidential logos from 1960 - 2008 [Politics Suck]
A fantastic collection of presidential political campaign logos from 1960 to 2008.
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Bill O’Reilly meltdown compilation [I Heart TV]
If anyone missed the recently unearthed Bill O’Reilly uber-meltdown from his days on Inside Edition, here’s your chance to catch up. This video compilation starts off with O’Reilly’s Inside Edition F-bomb blowup extraordinaire and then follows up with moment after shining moment of O’Reilly losing his fucking mind again and again.
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Gentlemen sometimes every now and again prefer blondes [The Daily Hotness]
I apologize to the blonde-lovers out there that I seem to have an overwhelming preference for brunettes. I try to keep things balanced, but I still end up posting way more brunettes. Sorry about that.
17May2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
Darth Vader is a bad ass blues man [I Heart Movies]
In this brilliant video from Youtuber Billyfaithfull, Darth Vader shows off his crazy skills at blues harmonica. I guess when you’re Darth Vader, there’s nothing to do in between killing rebels but play the blues.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sikkdays presents the Hestie Awards [I Heart Internets]
Everyone knows that Charlton Heston was a bad mofo. Even off-screen, as president of the NRA, he was full of gun-toting testicular fortitude. In celebration of this take-no-prisoners, get your hands off me you damned dirty apes attitude, Sikkdays presents the Hestie Awards.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Your Friday moment of Zen: Old women lip-syncing to Disney tunes [I Heart Music]
Two old women lip-syncing to “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?” while wearing funny hats. And et cetera.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Free Movie Friday: National Lampoon’s Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj [I Heart Movies]
This Friday, we have the sequel to National Lampoon’s Van Wilder. The movie does not actually star the character of Van Wilder, but stars Kal Penn, later from the Harold of Kumar movies as his character Taj Badalandabad goes to Cambridge uh I mean “Camford”. Despite its limited release and very low box office earnings, […]
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Routine infant circumcision… or mangling the penis at an early age for fun and profit [Video]
Many of you guys may be circumcised but you probably haven’t actually seen a circumcision as it happens. In this medical video, you see the whole thing from beginning to end– from the doctor explaining the procedure to the dad to the actual snipping. Is probably NSFW because it’s pretty much one big close up […]
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
Friday Weekly Wrapup: This week was my bitch Edition [Friday Wrapup]
Most popular post this week: Raven hair plus black lingerie equals epic win, with photos by Jake St. Peter photography.
Hotness of the week: Sasha Gray wants to show you her pink folds … I just love this image and I love the whole photo set by Richard Kern.
Pic of the week: Obama is Jesus and […]
Impressive hand-eye coordination [Pic]
Another awesome creation from Pixeloo, who brought you the real life Homer and real life Mario… this time in super creepy surreal nightmare flavor.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
In Brazil they have football, Orkut and incredibly hot women [The Daily Hotness]
Well, football, Orkut, hot women and trannies. Brazil does have a crapload of trannies, but right now let’s just keep focused on the incredibly hot women.
16May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Sightseeing in Liberty City versus New York City [I Heart Games]
In GTA IV, New York City has been recreated in incredible detail… the streets, the buildings, the signs, the Russian immigrants killing hookers… it’s all there. To put it all in perspective, there’s a Flickr stream directly comparing landmarks in Liberty City to NYC, which you can see here.
15May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
May is Masturbation Month so here’s a buttload of videos about the subject [I Heart Kink]
May is Masturbation Month. Look on your calendar, it’s there. To help celebrate, here’s a buttload of videos on masturbation. The trailer for the documentary “Sticky” has former Surgeon General Joycelyn “Spank it like you mean it” Elders, talking about it, which once again brings up odd images of her caressing her man in the boat.
15May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
Your childhood memories of DuckTales just got raped– literally [I Heart TV]
Fatal Farm has done a number of fucked up reworkings of classic TV intros over the years, but none is so disturbing and depraved as this– Scrooge McDuck’s niece thinks she finds love on the Internet, only to have it turn out to be a Beagle Boy who kidnaps her, ties her up in his […]
15May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The full catalog of ACME products from Warner Brothers cartoons [I Heart TV]
From 1935 to 1964, ACME products were featured in some form or another in just about every Warner Bros. cartoon– Bugs Bunny, the Roadrunner and Coyote, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck have all ordered from ACME at some point. And by clicking here, you can revisit every single product the fake jack-of-all-trades company had to […]
15May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued




