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June 2012

Best headline ever: "Zookeeper reportedly licks...

Apparently, said zookeeper, at a zoo in China, saved the life of a rare Francois Leaf monkey by licking the primate’s anus for an hour until the monkey was able to pass a peanut that it had accidentally swallowed whole and was obstructing its intestine. I’m sure there are far better ways of getting out that peanut. And did the ass licking actually help, or did the peanut just come...

Avengers six movie collection box set announced,...

Marvel recently announced a 10 disc, six movie Avengers box set coming out at some point, which is cool and all, but it won’t come in a giant SHIELD Helicarrier case. The real case is previewed above, but if you keep scrolling, I’ll show you wonders. I’ll show you a concept design for a Helicarrier Blu Ray box set case that would be then envy of the entire known...

New Star Wars game, 'Star Wars 1313' announced by...

For a couple months, the name “Star Wars 1313” has been circulating through the internet, but no one was quite sure what it meant. Today, LucasArts announced that ‘Star Wars 1313’ is the name of their next Star Wars video game title.[[MORE]] As players take control of a lethal bounty hunter in a never-before-seen dark and mature world, Star Wars 1313 introduces an...

NC considers making sea rise illegal. That'll show...

As if my home state of North Carolina has embarrassed itself enough lately, twenty coastal counties have been pushing legislation through the state senate that ignores science, so they can measure sea level rise in the coming decades on their own terms, but not to exceed eight inches total.[[MORE]] There is virtually universal agreement among scientists that the sea will probably rise a good...

With a weird trend of cannibal incidents in the...

With an odd number of stories in the news in the last couple weeks about people suddenly going crazy and eating other people, the Center for Disease Control issued a statement yesterday that there is no known virus that re-animates the dead or turns people into zombies. Good to know.[[MORE]] Over the years the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released a couple of tongue-in-cheek...

Friday retro adult movie posters: Just me and my...

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Obama was the one that ordered the Stuxnet attack...

When the Stuxnet worm started crippling power plants in Iran, the program was so advanced, it was obvious it didn’t come from script kiddies. Last year, it was more or less confirmed that Stuxnet was a joint project between the US and Israel and today the New York Times is reporting that it was ordered directly by Barack Obama.[[MORE]] There are wars that we know about, like the one in...

Chinese government really needs to find someone...

After being ridiculed last year for poorly photoshopped official photos, China is at it again, apparently not having taken a single class on Photoshop or having anyone in the government who can tell the difference between photoshopped and not photoshopped. The above picture is from the official government website of Yunan province, supposedly showing government officials overseeing a road...

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