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Must-listen evening podcast: "Time Travel at the...
Neil deGrasse Tyson’s “Star Talk” is already a must-listen podcast, but this episode, which is all about time travel and depictions of time travel in movies just goes straight to my own heart. Movies, time travel, science and Neil deGrasse Tyson. My day is complete. Neil discusses the science of time travel with Phil Plait, the “Bad Astronomer.” Along with comedian Leighann...
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'Singing penis' sets noise record for water insect
I know I’m 35 years old, but headlines like this still make me laugh like Beavis: “Singing penis sets noise record for water insect”. Oh you want to know what the deal is? Okay. The insect in question is a water boatman, who is the loudest animal on Earth relative to its body size. Also, penis. To produce the intense sound, the water boatmen “stridulate” by...
Jul 1st
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Anonymous asked: Just had sex with girl friend , and then finished

then strait away played I JUST HAD SEX as loud as i could on the speakers

4 HOURS LATER

IHC DONE PROUD
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Deal of the Week: The Steam Summer Camp Sale
I bet you were just sitting there asking yourself when Steam was going to have another huge sale. Right now. Right freaking now. Not only are there tons of games on sale, including new games, by accomplishing certain achievements and solving puzzles, you can get points towards even better deals and even free games. It’s like regular summer camp except without the pesky sunshine, mosquitos...
Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Muggle Quidditch may become an official high...
A while back, we reported on how quidditch, or the muggle non-flying variant, was becoming a popular sport on college campuses. And now there are serious efforts to have it recognized as an official high school sport. What the hell? I tried to get Calvinball recognized when I was in high school and nothing. And I would have been AWESOME at Calvinball. The motion is being put forth by students...
Jun 30th
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Dumbass gets 6 days in jail for contempt of court...
The Casey Anthony trial was pretty boring today, right up until the end of the day, when a guilty verdict was handed down, but not to Ms. Anthony. Twenty-eight year old Matthew Bartlett, a (probably now former) server at a TGI Friday’s in Orlando tried to slyly flip state prosecutor Jeff Ashton the middle finger, but was caught on camera. The local news station running the courtroom...
Jun 30th
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Twenty Things: Peoples of the world part 5
Above: Yemen 2.Mexico 3. Bolivia 4. Thailand 5. Papua New Guinea 6. Jordan 7. Russia 8. America 9. Afghanistan 10. Mauritius 11. United Kingdom 12.Uganda 13. America 14. Romania 15. Mexico 16. Russia 17. Egypt 18. India 19. Chile 20. Belgium
Jun 30th
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Anonymous asked: so a plant just grew in my moms garden and she comes to me and asked if it was pot. and it sure looks like it to me. but idk i have never grown weed and this could just be hemp. no buds yet or i would just smoke one and find out. anyone know how to tell for sure if its weed or whatever else in the family?
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Casting call for an amateur Legend of Zelda porno
I now think that’s Tingle-speak for “Come over here and lick my balls you dirty little elf” And yes, there will be someone playing Tingle. In this Legend of Zelda porno. This homemade amateur Legend of Zelda porno. Tingle. Via
Jun 30th
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Board James review: DragonStrike DragonStrike was a dungeon crawler that pits several players in a group Gauntlet style agains one player who’s the Dragon Master. And as an added bonus, the game came with a truly bizarre VHS tape that kinda sorta not really explained the story of the game, starring some character actors whose names I can’t pin down right down and a guy with a giant...
Jun 30th
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What should humanoid robots smell like? Why don't...
There’s been a lot of work on what a humanoid robot should look like and sound like, but what should one smell like? To try and tackle the problem (if it’s really a problem) of an anthropomorphic robot that we can fully accept and understand, designer Kevin Grennan has developed a robotic armpit that secretes a number of scents similar to human body odor. I was initially inspired...
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Frank Miller’s superhero vs. Al Qaeda comic comes...
This September will mark the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on the US, and there will be plenty of somber memorials to the fallen. And then there will be a new Frank Miller graphic novel called Holy Terror, about a superhero that rolls into Afghanistan to take out Al Qaeda. The creator of Batman: Year One, Sin City and 300 originally planned to call this comic Holy Terror,...
Jun 30th
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Anonymous asked: So, there was a taco pitch-in at work on this Taco Thursday. But I opted to go out for pizza, which is tradition for me on Thursdays. Does that make me gay?
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Chris Hansen caught on hidden camera cheating on...
“To Catch a Predator” host and Pedobear arch-nemesis Chris Hansen was caught on hidden camera cheating on his wife with a woman 20 years younger.  The National Enquirer is reporting that they’ve caught the “To Catch A Predator” host cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a Florida NBC affiliate news reporter twenty one years his junior, with a hidden camera....
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Tumblr phishing scam continues, now promising...
You may remember a couple weeks ago, I told you about how I had been getting spammy messages in my Tumblr inbox… well it seems that now, it’s gotten worse. Tumblr phishing now comes with the above screen, that even has a tumblr.com URL asking you to re-login to see adult content. But as you should know, the beauty of Tumblr is that there’s adult content everywhere and...
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Bill Clinton is a brony, and everything you ever...
A couple days ago, Bill Clinton was on the NPR game show “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me” (which he admits he’s never heard of) to talk about his post-presidential project, the Clinton Global Initiative. Blah blah blah after all the boring stuff, host Peter Sagal got to the game show part, quizzing Clinton on My Little Pony. And how did the Big Dog do? He probably just ignored...
Jun 30th
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Anonymous asked: Amber Rose has naked pictures out on the internet... can't find any place with good photos, IHC can you help me out?!
Jun 30th
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Daily Discussion: First world problems
So the other day, I noticed that I think I have some sort of repetitive strain injury on the thumb that I use to scroll on my Android phone. I noticed this as I was scrolling through some email, and the exact up and down swiping motion made my thumb hurt. And I thought to myself “Fuck… I’ve sprained my scrolling thumb. What a first world ailment.” What other first world...
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Did Seal Team 6 use night vision contact lenses in...
So when Seal Team 6 rolled up in Osama bin Laden’s crib and shot him in the head, being the elitest of the elite and all, they probably had all kinds of crazy secret future technology that would put Mission Impossible to shame, right? Probably. One of the rumors of the kind of tech they had were night vision contact lenses. Yeah, not night vision goggles— contacts. So this is the...
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How to make a hedge maze area rug
Maze area rugs can be pretty expensive, but they’re not actually that hard to make. All you need is a deep pile area rug, a little time and some electric hair clippers and voila.  The maze is pretty fucking cool, but if you wanted to get all fancy and you didn’t mind wasting some rugs on practice, I’m sure you could make all sorts of interesting rug designs this way. See the...
Jun 30th
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erosionrules asked: Dear IHC: Having a girlfriend and a cell phone is like having a Tamagotchi you can fuck.
Jun 30th
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If you've got a strong stomach, here's a firsthand...
So the last couple of days, there’s been this email going around (which none of you sent me!) from a woman named Beejoli Shah (pictured above) who once had a bit of a fling with Quentin Tarantino at which time, Tarantino, who has a bit of a foot fetish, ended up sucking Ms. Shah’s toes. And so she decided to blog about it. And before someone says anything, two stories about...
Jun 30th
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