Is this what humans will look like 50 million years from now?
In 1982, speculative zoologist (hey I want that job, that sounds cool) did a series of illustrations for Omni Magazine about what he thought humans and other contemporary creatures might look like if we were all still around 50 million years from now.
Government of Singapore is not happy about the placement of the flag on the men's national swim team uniforms
The government of Singapore expressed its anger last week about the design of the swimsuits of the men’s national swim team at the Asian Games. As you can see from the photo above, they’re not particularly happy that the Islamic crescent moon just so happens to jut out of the crotch like a bit white dick. But I thought dick-waving is what organized religion is all about?
I had just joined the site before it was moved to tumbler, how do I join now? I'm tired of having to punch in my email for every time I post a comment, and I'd like to have an avatar other than the drunken baby tard.
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Rejoice! The Superman and Wonder Woman XXX parodies now have trailers!
So Zack Snyder’s Superman is still a ways out and there’s no Wonder Woman in sight… but fortunately there’s a pair of superhero porn parodies on the way. Superman XXX: A Porn Parody comes out January 2011 and Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody comes out… I don’t know. Whenever it does. Fire up the invisible jet!
Has pornography caused me to have unrealistic expectations? Do other men who are shopping in grocery stores or pharmacies really just get random blowjobs from random girls in the bathrooms of said establishments? Am I missing something?
Friend, you are so out of the blowjobs from random women at the grocery store loop. Get it together.
James Franco and Anne Hathaway will be co-hosting the Oscars. Does that mean bare boobies at the Oscars this year?
The two co-hosts for this year’s Oscars were announced this year and it looks like the Academy is taking a break from the late night talk show hosts, Billy Crystal and Steve Martin by giving the hosting duties to James Franco (Eat, Pray Love, 127 Hours) and Anne Hathaway (Boobies).
Stealing tremendous amounts of information from American embassies is easy when you disguise it as Lady Gaga
So the US government has identified the source of the hundreds of thousands of leaked embassy cables as Bradley Manning, a 22 year old soldier who stole the information from military networks while working at a base near Baghdad. But how did he do it? According to him, it was pretty easy and it just involved smuggling files out on a CD labeled “Lady Gaga”… presumably because he knew no one would try to listen to it.
The top ten consequences of having evolved into humans
Being a Homo sapien definitely has its advantages, but millions of years of genetic reconfiguring, from single celled organisms to pond slime and on up to humans has left us with a weird array of things that we no longer need or things that aren’t 100% suited for our purpose. Evolution’s pretty good, but it’s not perfect. If it were perfect, humans would have quickly adapted to things like sitting on your ass all day looking at porn without getting fat or developing back problems, but sadly, things don’t work out like that.
Smithsonian Magazine has put together a list of the top 10 consequences of our evolution up to this point, which you can see here.
New MacBook Pro coming next year: SSDs and no optical drive?
Okay Steve Jobs… I’ll give you a point for when you didn’t include a floppy disc drive with the original iMac. People gave you a lot of shit for it, but you knew what you were doing— the floppy drive was quickly on its way out. But if the rumors are true about the new MacBook Pro not having an optical drive, I’m gonna say you’ve lost your fucking mind. HOW ABOUT A GOD DAMN BLU RAY DRIVE?
Daily Discussion: Teaching kids about Santa Claus if you're not Christian or religious? Harmless?
I don’t have kids, but I hope to have kids at some point. So a question that might come up at some point with kids, and if you do have children, this question may have already come up between you and your spouse— but if you’re not Christian in any regard, if you’re not religious, should you teach kids about Santa Claus or is it just a harmless fairy tale?
More Ghostbusters 3 news: Dan Aykroyd confirms some casting news
When it comes to Ghostbusters 3, any little nugget of information is something. And when Dan Akyroyd was on WGN Radio Chicago a couple days ago, he was asked about some casting rumors, to which Aykroyd responded to a more or less affirmative.
Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark opened this weekend to myriad technical problems
I know lately it’s been the cool schadenfreude to pick on Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark, and I’ve engaged in some of it myself, but ultimately, I love theater and I love theater people and I hate to see a production gone wrong, when so many people have put so much time into it, but that was sort of what happened when Turn Off the Dark opened this weekend on Broadway.
In America, Christmas is all about the jolly Coca-Cola Santa Claus, who gives toys to the good children and leaves coal for the bad children. But in many countries in mid Europe, Saint Nick is often accompanied by a black demon named Krampus who punishes bad children, and there are festivals in early December in parts of Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland and Hungary in which people dress as Krampus and go all crazy trying to drive the Christmas demon out.
Crazy video of real life inside North Korea: Starving, depression, police brutality
Everyone knows these things exist inside North Korea, everyone knows that the real North Korea is an awful, awful place, but the regime has made it nearly impossible to actually see the conditions of real North Koreans. But more and more citizens are risking their lives to video tape what really goes on beyond the tight veil of security and smuggling the tapes to China, where they can be seen by the wide world.
I’d like to consider myself quite the fan of Worms. Even if the last time I had played Worms before grabbing Worms 2 for the iPad was playing Worms 2 Armageddon for the PSOne, I still love the game and it’s one that I can waste hours upon hours playing. So when I saw that it was $4.99 for the iPad, I don’t think I’ve thought less about a $5 iOS game purchase ever. “Well, there goes my weekend.”
On the old site, you had a post showing a demo for a 2D side scrolling shooter. It was very Lovecraftian in it's looks (lots of tentacle wielding baddies), and had Blood Hunger Doctrine by Dimmu Borgir as the music. Do you remember what it was, and what system it was for?
I think I remember, but apparently other people remember what was posted on the old site better than I do. Any ideas anybodys?