December 2010
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Lala spreads her bearded clam all over the kitchen...
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Is this what humans will look like 50 million...
In 1982, speculative zoologist (hey I want that job, that sounds cool) did a series of illustrations for Omni Magazine about what he thought humans and other contemporary creatures might look like if we were all still around 50 million years from now.
Dixon’s vision of a hyper-evolved human was a psychic, teleporting brain-puppet (“he’ll employ his expanded mental powers,...
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Government of Singapore is not happy about the...
The government of Singapore expressed its anger last week about the design of the swimsuits of the men’s national swim team at the Asian Games. As you can see from the photo above, they’re not particularly happy that the Islamic crescent moon just so happens to jut out of the crotch like a bit white dick. But I thought dick-waving is what organized religion is all about?
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Anonymous asked: I had just joined the site before it was moved to tumbler, how do I join now? I'm tired of having to punch in my email for every time I post a comment, and I'd like to have an avatar other than the drunken baby tard.
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November 2010
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Rejoice! The Superman and Wonder Woman XXX...
So Zack Snyder’s Superman is still a ways out and there’s no Wonder Woman in sight… but fortunately there’s a pair of superhero porn parodies on the way. Superman XXX: A Porn Parody comes out January 2011 and Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody comes out… I don’t know. Whenever it does. Fire up the invisible jet!
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Anonymous asked: Has pornography caused me to have unrealistic expectations? Do other men who are shopping in grocery stores or pharmacies really just get random blowjobs from random girls in the bathrooms of said establishments? Am I missing something?
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James Franco and Anne Hathaway will be co-hosting...
The two co-hosts for this year’s Oscars were announced this year and it looks like the Academy is taking a break from the late night talk show hosts, Billy Crystal and Steve Martin by giving the hosting duties to James Franco (Eat, Pray Love, 127 Hours) and Anne Hathaway (Boobies).
In addition to being non-comedians, the two hosts are much younger than Oscar hosts of the past 10 years...
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Stealing tremendous amounts of information from...
So the US government has identified the source of the hundreds of thousands of leaked embassy cables as Bradley Manning, a 22 year old soldier who stole the information from military networks while working at a base near Baghdad. But how did he do it? According to him, it was pretty easy and it just involved smuggling files out on a CD labeled “Lady Gaga”… presumably because he...
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The top ten consequences of having evolved into...
Being a Homo sapien definitely has its advantages, but millions of years of genetic reconfiguring, from single celled organisms to pond slime and on up to humans has left us with a weird array of things that we no longer need or things that aren’t 100% suited for our purpose. Evolution’s pretty good, but it’s not perfect. If it were perfect, humans would have quickly adapted to...
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Anonymous asked: What's your profession?
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New MacBook Pro coming next year: SSDs and no...
Okay Steve Jobs… I’ll give you a point for when you didn’t include a floppy disc drive with the original iMac. People gave you a lot of shit for it, but you knew what you were doing— the floppy drive was quickly on its way out. But if the rumors are true about the new MacBook Pro not having an optical drive, I’m gonna say you’ve lost your fucking mind. HOW...
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Daily Discussion: Teaching kids about Santa Claus...
I don’t have kids, but I hope to have kids at some point. So a question that might come up at some point with kids, and if you do have children, this question may have already come up between you and your spouse— but if you’re not Christian in any regard, if you’re not religious, should you teach kids about Santa Claus or is it just a harmless fairy tale?
Me and my wife...
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Tuesday morning pop punk: The Queers - Mrs. Brown,...
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A lovely collection of British hottie Michelle...
Thanks to Mike for the pics.
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More Ghostbusters 3 news: Dan Aykroyd confirms...
When it comes to Ghostbusters 3, any little nugget of information is something. And when Dan Akyroyd was on WGN Radio Chicago a couple days ago, he was asked about some casting rumors, to which Aykroyd responded to a more or less affirmative.
A Bloody Disgusting reader e-mailed the site stating that Aykroyd was on WGN Radio Chicago where he said the film is currently casting and they’re “open...
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Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark opened this weekend...
I know lately it’s been the cool schadenfreude to pick on Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark, and I’ve engaged in some of it myself, but ultimately, I love theater and I love theater people and I hate to see a production gone wrong, when so many people have put so much time into it, but that was sort of what happened when Turn Off the Dark opened this weekend on Broadway.
Stunned...
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Fan art of the day: Retro movie posters get Star...
Illustrator Matthew Ranzetta took three old movies (is The Princess Bride really old?) and gave them a retro movie poster style treatment mashed up with Star Wars.
Matthew Ranzetta’s blog via Screenrant
mynameisfyl asked: I don't know why, but suddenly I find myself curious on why the hell they called it Pi...its not round or filled with fruity goodness. Who's to blame for this and what was the reason behind it?
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Twenty Things: Vintage European Krampus postcards
In America, Christmas is all about the jolly Coca-Cola Santa Claus, who gives toys to the good children and leaves coal for the bad children. But in many countries in mid Europe, Saint Nick is often accompanied by a black demon named Krampus who punishes bad children, and there are festivals in early December in parts of Germany, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland and Hungary in which people dress...
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Crazy video of real life inside North Korea:...
Everyone knows these things exist inside North Korea, everyone knows that the real North Korea is an awful, awful place, but the regime has made it nearly impossible to actually see the conditions of real North Koreans. But more and more citizens are risking their lives to video tape what really goes on beyond the tight veil of security and smuggling the tapes to China, where they can be seen by...
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IHC Game Reviews: Worms 2 Armageddon for iOS
I’d like to consider myself quite the fan of Worms. Even if the last time I had played Worms before grabbing Worms 2 for the iPad was playing Worms 2 Armageddon for the PSOne, I still love the game and it’s one that I can waste hours upon hours playing. So when I saw that it was $4.99 for the iPad, I don’t think I’ve thought less about a $5 iOS game purchase ever....
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