Weekend anime rental: “My Balls”
“The fate of the world rests in one man’s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta’s testicles, thus preventing her from reigning destruction onto the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, who was with the Queen of Terror on Earth is determined to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has thirty days to do it.”
Sounds like a fun family classic!
(A little) more here

Weekend anime rental: “My Balls”

“The fate of the world rests in one man’s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta’s testicles, thus preventing her from reigning destruction onto the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, who was with the Queen of Terror on Earth is determined to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has thirty days to do it.”

Sounds like a fun family classic!

(A little) more here

You’ve got carlashes… now all you need is a car-stache

If you’re trying to pick up a chick who’s put carlashes on her car, you’re going to have to up your game. Like with a pick fluffy car mustache. Only $40 and you can get one in pink, orange or black. Fuuuck… I’ve got my own pink and orange beard going on… where only the ladies can see.

Product site via Geekologie

Star Wars thing of the Day: Wookiee the Chew
This is one of those things that’s been passed around dozens of blogs lately that I keep forgetting to post. You can see more of James Hance’s Star Wars / Winnie the Pooh drawings here as well as some awesome Muppets / Star Wars mashups.

Star Wars thing of the Day: Wookiee the Chew

This is one of those things that’s been passed around dozens of blogs lately that I keep forgetting to post. You can see more of James Hance’s Star Wars / Winnie the Pooh drawings here as well as some awesome Muppets / Star Wars mashups.

Insect eggs under a microscope look like alien pods from another world

Insect eggs are generally too small to see well with our eyes, and even if you do spot one, they don’t look like much. But under a scanning microscope, all sorts of crazy detail is revealed and they end up looking like alien seed pods. The photo above is the egg of a Zebra longwing butterfly. And below are the eggs of a Julia heliconian butterfly wrapped in a vine and a blue morpho butterfly.

Brand new trailer for Hobo with a Shotgun

With Machete hitting theaters today, it’s the perfect timing for the release of another movie that was born in the fake trailers of Tarantino and Rodriguez’s Grindhouse: Hobo with a Shotgun, starring Rutger Hauer. I fully approve of the way this movie is going so far. More heads popping off!

Unaired Mythbusters myth of the day: Do Pretty Girls Fart?

In which Kari is fitted with a special pair of panties that are equipped with a methane sensor and microphone right at her browneye. Good times.

Thanks to Delsyd for the link.

Samsung Galaxy may be the first real competitor to the iPad, but they need better advertising translators

The 7” Samsung Galaxy tablet wants you to believe that when it comes out a little later this year that it will be the first real competitor to the iPad, but it looks like it’s going to have to hire some better Korean to English translators for their advertising. The first TV ad below isn’t so bad, even if it feels a little stilted and businessy.

Fan art of the day: “Batgirl One Size Fits All” by DrunkenNovice
Holy hoo-has, that’s one sexy Batgirl.
DrunkenNovice on DeviantArt

Fan art of the day: “Batgirl One Size Fits All” by DrunkenNovice

Holy hoo-has, that’s one sexy Batgirl.

DrunkenNovice on DeviantArt

How to turn an old iMac stand into a spiffy Cylon helmet

Take one old iMac and rip the base off, get a Larson scanner kit from Evil Mad Science and… I guess just duct tape them together or something. Voila.

Via

Singer Cheryl Tweedy’s sexy new 2011 calendar

I’ll admit that until now, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of Cheryl Tweedy (formerly Cole). Sorry, I don’t listen to shitty music or watch shitty British reality shows. And now that I know who she is, I’m not likely to care any further this this photo shoot for a 2011 calendar, but she is nice eye candy.

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This just in: Kangaroo penises are funny looking

Yeah, and I bet a kangaroo isn’t terribly impressed with human penises either. But still… commence with the kangaroo penis video.

What is a browser?

C’mon people, this isn’t a test. Easy fucking answer. Also, I know this video is a year old, thank you. That’s just how I like it.

That mega crossover game from Telltale? It’s… a poker game. Oh FFS

Remember that big teaser that Telltale Games was stringing everyone along on? The one that stars Max from Sam and Max, the Heavy from TF2, Tycho Brahe from Penny Arcade and Strong Bad? It’s a poker game. A fucking poker game.