IHC’s kick-ass Holiday Gift Guide, Black Friday Edition [I Heart Stuff]

It’s time for round 2 of our Holiday Gift Guide, full of awesome stuff for yourself and all your geeky relatives, provided you have any. If not, look elsewhere for the Thomas Kincaide jigsaw puzzle. Lots of places have gift guides, but we’d like to think that we have the best of them, with stuff you probably wouldn’t find anywhere else.

My Name is Bruce 12″ Bruce Campbell action figure

$39.99 may be a little much to pay for an action figure, but this is a fucking Bruce Campbell action figure. And he’s a foot high, so it’s not like a tiny GI Joe figure, though you do get one of those with it plus a bunch of other tiny Bruce Campbell accessories, making this a great gift for any Bruce Campbell fan.

Wireless ButtKicker

The standard model ButtKicker has been around for a while, but today Guitammer unveils the wireless version. If you’re not familiar with the ButtKicker, it’s a rumble device that fits under your seat to provide an enhanced ass-rumbling experience. And honestly, it’s not nearly as annoying / uncomfortable / eery as it may sound at first. The ButtKicker delivers a realistic rumble, not just a buzz here or a buzz there that feels like you’re sitting on a vibrator. The only problem with the original was that it was really only useful for sitting right in front of a computer or TV, but the wireless version should open up a whole host of possibilites.

Baby’s First Mythos Cthulu Holiday Coloring Book

If you love Lovecraft and the Old Ones, why not pass on that cheer to some children this year with a charming coloring book full of blank-eyed tentacled creatures from the depths of the darkness? It’s sure to make them– or yourself or a loved one– squeal with delight.

Stainless Steel Throwing Knife Set with Arm/Leg pouch

Sometimes the holidays can get pretty boring. After a while, everyone’s just sitting around talking about your ugly-ass nephew and talking about New Year’s and how they need to lose weight. Spice things up this year with a stainless steel throwing knife set. After a few glasses of champagne, everyone will be in the perfect frame of mind to play along. And at the bargain price of $5.41 at Deal Extreme, how can you go wrong?

Electronic Drum Kit T-shirt

For the person who loves music, loves drums or just loves wickedly awesome T-shirts, what about an electronic shirt that plays drum sounds when you tap on the various parts of the shirt. It’s easy to wash and maintain and it’s $29.99, but it’s the coolest shirt you’ll ever get someone. And it’s a ThinkGeek exclusive, so you won’t have to worry about someone finding it at Wal-Mart and trumping you.

Straight Up Chess Board

For someone that loves chess, or just wants the most awesome wall hanging ever, get ‘em the Straight Up Chess Board. It’s a chess board you hang you your wall and move your pieces as you would normally, only up and down the board.

Magnavox Blu-Ray player for just $128

It used to be that one of the bigger arguments for buying a PS3 instead of an Xbox was that you get a great Blu-Ray player plus a next gen console. But it you’re not into the PS3 or games, or if you just want to surprise someone this year with the first really entry level affordable Blu-Ray player, Wal-Mart has this great deal, selling Magnavox Blu-Ray players for just $128, which is 50-75% less than most other Blu-Ray players, making HD finally really affordable. And if you need an affordable HDTV to go with it, Wal-Mart also has a Vizio 32″ plasma TV for just $437.

Uranium ore

Yes really. What better gift for the science or nuclear nut in your family than a chunk of radioactive uranium ore? United Nuclear remains one of the best places on the internet to find all sorts of legal radioactive isotopes, elements and radiation supplies, like Geiger counters and whatnot, all for relatively decent prices.

Penthouse 40th Anniversary Collection

Porn. It’s the gift that every guy loves and it’s the gift that keeps on giving. The Penthouse 40th Anniversary Collection is sort of pricey at $350 at Amazon, but what better way to show the porn afficianado in your life that you care than 40 years of one of the best men’s magazines out there?

Western Digital 1TB MyBook External Drive

And what better way to store all that porn than with a 1TB external drive? One terabyte. That’s more porn than you could ever use in a lifetime. Well, maybe not for IHC. We have a LOT of porn.