Monkey waiters in Japan… it’s about effing time [JapanWTF]
October 10th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
I don’t believe any of that crap from Planet of the Apes about monkeys rising up because we put them to work. That’s Marxist bullshit right there. As a matter of fact, I’m sure monkeys love to dress up in little suits and work. We should not only have a healthy stock of monkey waiters, but monkey cashiers at McDonald’s and monkey greeters at Wal-Mart. Hell, let’s even have monkey phone customer service reps. It doesn’t matter that monkeys can’t speak, all they need to do is scream and press colorful buttons.
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