South Park: The Cult of Cartman, 12 life lessons from Eric Cartman himself hits stores today [I Heart TV]

Life can so often be confusing, scary and lonely and it helps to have someone to guide you through. Fortunately, as of today you can pick up The Cult of Cartman on DVD. On it are twelve life lessons from Eric Theodore Cartman as well as a Membership card to the Eric Theodore Cartman Society and a sticker. And it all comes in a badass, cult-like handbook package. Bless Cartman… bless him and his joyous work. All praise Him.

Enclosed is a dozen of Eric Theodore Cartman’s most important teachings. They are designed to help you, his disciples, navigate your way through today’s difficult world. Only an adoption and strict adherence to these lessons will allow you to live your life the way Eric Theodore Cartman would want you to. Released via COMEDY CENTRAL Home Entertainment and Paramount Home Entertainment, “South Park: The Cult of Cartman” DVD arrives in stores nationwide on Tuesday, October 7 and will also be available at shop.comedycentral.com

“South Park: The Cult of Cartman” DVD is a double-disc set packaged like a cult handbook. It features 12 uncensored episodes all centering on everyone’s favorite leader, Eric Cartman. Also, for the first time ever, Cartman pontificates an original life lesson for each episode. Inside the DVD is an exclusive membership card to The Eric Theodore Cartman Society and a sticker. Three episodes are new to DVD: “Tonsil Trouble,” “Eek A P****!” and “Super Fun Time.” The rest of the episodes include: “Scott Tenorman Must Die,” Awesom-O,” “The Death of Eric Cartman,” “Cartoon Wars Part I,” “Cartoon Wars Part II,” “Le Petit Tourette,” “Cartmanland,” “Up the Down Steroid,” and “Ginger Kids.”

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