Watch Kimbo Slice get knocked the fuck out in 14 seconds [Sports]

This wasn’t the fight everyone was waiting for. We were wanting to see big bad mamma-jamma and pimp-beater-upper Kimbo Slice in a nasty tangle with UFC badass Ken Shamrock. What we didn’t expect is that Shamrock would get injured in practice and that his stand-in, an unknown light heavyweight by the name of Seth Petruzelli would take Kimbo to the mat in a brutal 14 seconds. Fourteen seconds. The darling ass-kicker of the Internet, who could kick any refrigerator’s ass got his ass handed to him by a no-name stand-in. It’s like Buster Douglas dropping Mike Tyson. Well, sorta. Kinda. In all fairness, it’s only Slice’s first sanctioned loss, so there will be more… for Petruzelli. Love this quote from ESPN’s coverage of the fight from Slice: “You beat me in front of my family, man, that’s [messed] up. But it’s all good. And I got the first black-eye of my life.”

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