Breaking: McCain picks pro-life MILF for VP [Politics Sucks]
August 29th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

It’s been confirmed now by everywhere that McCain has picked one term Alaskan governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. That’s her above. She doesn’t look a whole lot like a pasty old rich white guy if you haven’t noticed. Palin will be the first woman on a Republican ticket and comes pre-packaged scandal-ready out of the box, seeing as she’s currently being investigated for an ethics scandal after allegedly firing her sister’s husband from his state trooper post. So now we’ve got black guy with little experience + old white guy with lots of experience and blue collar lovin’ vs. crotchety old rich white guy + smoking hot young woman with little experience. Oh, and she hearts Obama’s energy plan. This is too much fun.
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