Was Michael Phelps’ 7th gold medal… A CONSPIRACY??? [Stupid]
August 20th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Proving that on the Internet, there’s always going to be somebody who can concoct a conspiracy theory for everything, here comes the Michael Phelps 7th gold medal conspiracy. 1/100th of a second? Bullshit. It was the people of Omega who gave Phelps his 7th gold medal because it would look good for their company. Of course.
And Michael Phelps has the cure for AIDS in his sweaty speedo. Click here to read the whole, mysterious tale of how Michael Phelps is really a LOOOOSER.
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Comment by delsydsoftware on 20 August 2008:
Bah, conspiracy theorists—I hate them. Give Phelps a little fucking credit here. Can’t normal human beings achieve great things by themselves without conspiracy theories or supernatural bullshit?
Comment by Phillyredsox on 21 August 2008:
This is shit. Some things are just natural skill and talent. People should chill out and realize that just because they couldn’t do something like that, doesn’t mean some else can’t.