George Noory for president 2012: The only man who can save us from the alien invasion [Politics Suck]

George Noory, host of Coast to Coast AM, may give up his radio gig of talking to UFO kooks and New Age freaks and conspiracy nuts in 2010 to focus on a run for president in 2012. And he would apparently be running on the platform that only he– not Obama or McCain or Hillary or whoever the hell — is uniquely qualified to fight the inevitable alien invasion in 2012 as predicted by the ancient Mayan long count calendar.

This is important. Because if the theories about the Mayan calendar are correct, our current politicians know nothing as far as I know about alien life forms and Noory, having spent years discussing these sorts of things with stoners and weirdos and people who trap themselves in their own apartment for months at a time, is indeed the man for the job.

And it’s about time that we have a presidential candidate whose main platform is that he is the only one with the experience necessary to negotiate contact with extraterrestrial intelligent beings. And they need to give him serious debate time. I would just love to see him and say, Mike Huckabee get into a balls out crazy shouting match on NBC, one of them shouting about alien invasion, the other shouting about the Rapture. My life would be complete.

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