Well that didn’t take long… an introduction to Spore porn or Sporn [I Heart Games]
June 19th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

The Spore Creature Creator has barely been out 48 hours and a slew of clever people have already figured out how to use it to create freaky proto-mammalian porn. Oh, the ingenuity of humanity. Give us a game and we’ll make porn out of it.
From coitus to giant dicks:
A poor attempt at a hot woman:
Aaand… finally Goatse:
Via: RockPaperShotgun
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Comment by Catsimboy on 19 June 2008:
Gotta hate the prudes who flagged the Youtube videos. New rule for the internet, use any other video hosting site besides Youtube because Youtube destroys blog posts.
Comment by cranberryzero on 19 June 2008:
yeeeah, I was afraid that would happen catsim… the problem is that spore is set up to directly pipe into youtube so that’s where all the vids are going. i’ll search around and see if i can replace some of ‘em.
Comment by Kif on 20 June 2008:
I’m not ashamed to admit I made Tubgirl.
Comment by Mtzoid on 20 June 2008:
this one is also awsome :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lh6r43p8gQ
Comment by Pussdaddy on 20 June 2008:
haha also check this one out
Comment by cranberryzero on 20 June 2008:
update: apparently EA is going to start cracking down on people who make sporn… as in stop making penis monsters or we’ll ban your account: http://www.gamesradar.com/pc/spore/news/busted-boobalicious-banned/a-20080618155715463076/g-2006022417441549006
Comment by Grand_Marquis on 20 June 2008:
EA DOES realize that they’re pretty much going to have to ban like three quarters of their customers in that case, right?
Give people the power to create, and they’ll create penis monsters.
Comment by Tan The Man on 24 June 2008:
Way better than the porn in Second Life.