Patent alert: The Vagina Bong is a bong you use with a vagina [I Heart Kink]

As you probably noticed from the above picture, the Vagina Bong doesn’t look a whole lot like a vagina. Instead, if I may direct your attention to the open end at the bottom, the Vagina Bong sits comfortably in the opening of the vagina, using the vaginal canal as a water reservoir from which to hold and draw the bong water. This should be very interesting at pot smoking orgies or just a weekend with the family.

I’m thinking that both the smoke might have a slight hint of snatch and the woman who is using her lady parts as a dirty bong water reservoir might get incredibly fucked up and end up with a snatch that smells like nasty bong water. So there’s the pros and cons.

The Vagina Bong is not yet in production, but here’s a snippet from the patent:

The lower end cooperates with the wall of the vagina to form a water reservoir holding water in the lower end and the vagina. A stem is received into the inlet port with an end opening submerged in the water reservoir. Suction applied at the exit port draws air through the stem to bubble through the water reservoir to generate stimulatory vibrations transmitted to the vagina. Optionally, a bowl holding combustible material communicates with the stem such that smoke bubbles through the water reservoir to simultaneously filter and cool the smoke and generate stimulatory vibrations.

Sure.

Via: COED Magazine