The Talking Jesus Doll is the perfect way for your kids to hate you forever [Stupid]

Say you really, really want to brainwash the shit out of your kid and you just don’t have enough hours in the day to accomplish your nefarious goal… what is a parent to do?  Introduce them to the Talking Jesus Doll, which is like this generation’s Teddy Ruxpin of Smiting.  Sit your little snowflake down in front of the Talking Jesus Doll for several hours a day so that they can thoroughly develop complexes they’ll never rid themselves of.

Your child will develop a personal relationship with a plastic doll that appears to be a GI Joe version of Jesus, repeating the same mind-numbing scripture over and over again.  The fun never stops!

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