Obama sets up “Fight the Smears” debunking site that sounds like a Billy Mays cleaning product [Politics Suck]

Proving again he is a master of the internets and setting out to debunk the many rumors about himself, his family and his candidacy, Barack Obama has recently set up an Obama myth-debunking website called Fight the Smears. While I think this is a good idea, I can’t help but to find the name hilarious. It sounds like something you’d find the bearded king of late night wonder products Billy Mays hawking at 3 am as some sort of miracle cream designed to rid you of skidmarks forever.

“DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH UNSIGHTLY SKIDMARKS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?”

“GET RID OF UNSIGHTLY SKIDMARKS ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH… FIGHT THE SMEARS… ONE APPLICATION OF FIGHT THE SMEARS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR WILL SAVE YOU FROM AWKWARD POOP STAINS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!”

“CALL NOW AND YOU’LL RECEIVE NOT ONE BUT TWO BOTTLES OF FIGHT THE SMEARS PLUS A FREE GIFT!”

Okay, enough of that. What sort of lies are being debunked at FIGHT THE SMEARS?

Proven GOP sleazemeister Roger Stone says he has “credible evidence that some indelible record exists” of a tape of Michelle Obama using the term “whitey.”

LIE!

Senator Obama was sworn into the US Senate using the Koran

LIE!

Barack Obama won’t put his hand over this heart during the pledge of allegiance

LIE!

Right now, there’s not really a whole lot on there… people need to invent more lies about Obama just so they can go on his site. I like the man quite a bit personally, but as far as content goes, it’s sort of thin. Hell, I came up with a crapload of lies about John McCain. There is a section where you can forward smear emails to the campaign and they might put it up there. So what about some stuff like:

Senator Obama DOES NOT LIKE PUDDING.

LIE. Once while he was in the Illinois State Senate, he told a colleague in the cafeteria that he “eats pudding like a motherfucker.”

Barack Obama thinks that Aquaman could kick Superman’s ass.

LIE. Obama knows damn well that Aquaman is a pussy and would get crushed like a mussel under Superman’s awesome fist.

Anyway, you get the idea. Get out there!