Still photo of Denver alien released, “expert” says it’s real [News]

Some of the news outlets have been abuzz lately over the latest “real but I’m not showing it to you because I want to make a buck off some bullshit” ET alien video. Yesterday Stan Romanek, the Denver native who shot the film released a screenshot, which you can see above, to show that he’s not full of crap. Because obviously, that just has to be a real-life extraterrestrial alien.

Jerry Hofmann, a 30 year film editor from LA is convinced that this is the real thing after seeing the secret tape:

“He kept the camera handy, and he saw this little gray (alien) running around his house. He saw it, so he got the camera out,” Hofmann said. “The thing is about 4 feet tall. The only thing that shows up in the video is his head. It pops up from underneath a window. But his eyes blink. His cheeks move. He turns his head side-to-side. This would be a very elaborate puppet.”

Because no one has the technology to make a head that blinks outside of a window. That’s just crazy. Hofmann went on to state that such a puppet would cost around $50,000 and Romanek lives on a government pension, so there’s no way he could afford such a thing if he wanted to. He stated that the film was in no way altered post-production. Neither were Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s photos of fairies and they were fake as hell.

I’m not terribly convinced that I believe in aliens that visit Earth on a regular basis, especially when the only evidence are pie plates, rubber dummies, supposed anal probes and now this half head of a gray alien peeking in windows like a stray fucking cat looking for food. My guess is that some point this will be revealed as some sort of viral campaign for something or yes, just an elaborate hoax by one guy. Any real evidence of aliens would just be too revolutionary for one man to keep quiet. I even doubt that the government would manage to keep something like that quiet– someone would come forward, somewhere.

Who knows… maybe the alien in the window just likes to watch you masturbate.

Via: Rocky Mountain News